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I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent MA in history, PhD in dork Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin

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Massive win for moana as Taranaki seabed mining application rejected - Greenpeace Aotearoa Greenpeace along with iwi and environmental groups are calling the decision to reject Trans Tasman Resources proposal to mine the Taranaki seafloor “a massive win for people power and the…

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The Fast Track Panel has DECLINED the Trans Tasman Resources Taranaki Seabed Mining application.

This is a HUGE win for nature and shows yet again that when we work together – and when we don't give up – we win.

Read more here
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...

05.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 75    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 2

That's exactly what we were talking about!!

05.02.2026 09:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dude Person - Central Arkansas Bears Defensive Back - ESPN View the profile of Central Arkansas Bears Defensive Back Dude Person on ESPN. Get the latest news, live stats and game highlights.

Son One has alerted me to the existence of this football player in Arkansas

05.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 1
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inside you there are two wolves

05.02.2026 08:57 — 👍 65    🔁 16    💬 5    📌 0

It's good to know that it was the weather putting a dampener on retail spending, and not anything like a lack of money or abject poverty or accelerating unemployment or job uncertainty or any of those other irrelevant trifles

#nzpol

05.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 63    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 0

this looks like a concept drawing for a lost coen bros movie

05.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 244    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 0

whoever heckled christopher luxon with "did you bring any KFC?" deserves a god damn medal

05.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 51    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1

They don't - they have a dog run for that sort of malarkey

05.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It also costs about the same as a petrol ride-on but the husband is not doing it, saving him hours, petrol money and emissions each week!

05.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

A robo-mower guy came over to demonstrate his product on our "lawn" (I use the scare quotes advisedly)

It RULES

05.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

One day the penny will drop with National voters. #nzpol

1 vote for National to inflate property values
2 national do absolutely nothing about climate change
3 insurers pull out of worsening climate change flood risk areas
4 property values plummet
5 go to 1

04.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 22    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 1

The problem with Willis is not her university qualifications, but the fact she only takes advice from neoliberal economists, wealthy donors to the National Party, and business leaders with vested interests #nzpol

04.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 41    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
Left we have Tauranga Mayor with headline "Every donation will help" for the storm relief fund

Right we have headline "PM stands by scrapping $6 billion resilience fund" set up by Grant Robertson

Left we have Tauranga Mayor with headline "Every donation will help" for the storm relief fund Right we have headline "PM stands by scrapping $6 billion resilience fund" set up by Grant Robertson

What's wrong with this picture, #NZPOL ?

04.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 62    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 1

38% of young people ... this is a disaster and every journalist should be highlighting this fact rather than the nonsense about green shoots #nzpol

04.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 29    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

I need clips. Many clips

05.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
twitter screenshot from elon musk, the suckiest loser who ever sucked.

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Whoever said "money can't buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about

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twitter screenshot from elon musk, the suckiest loser who ever sucked. Elon Musk X @elonmusk X.com Whoever said "money can't buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 6:50 PM 2/4/26 870K Views 6.9K 2.3K 18K 952

1) PLEASE tell me this is real

2) lmao

3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol

05.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 674    🔁 65    💬 47    📌 13

men will literally create a series of flailing shell companies propping each other up and beg to go to parties hosted by the world's most notorious pedophile instead of going to therapy smdh

05.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 242    🔁 40    💬 1    📌 2

He then praised marae standing up and supporting their communities during natural disasters. As he spoke about the tough last year and economic situation, one person yelled “that was your fault bro!”

He then praised marae standing up and supporting their communities during natural disasters. As he spoke about the tough last year and economic situation, one person yelled “that was your fault bro!”

This person who heckled Luxon is my new favourite

05.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 132    🔁 51    💬 4    📌 0

She's nine months old so I think she will only grow a tiny bit more. ALWAYS BABY

05.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have had to leave Helly in her crate to take the Limpet to the orthodontist and I can hear her howling piteously from outside my front door

Girl I am coming back I promise

05.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's so much teenier than her big booffy face suggests. Rita is smaller than a lab and she's even smaller than that!

05.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Two dogs look up into a tree by a verandah

Two dogs look up into a tree by a verandah

There is a very unsubtle kererū (redundant descriptor) in the tī kōuka

04.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 55    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 0

I rolled my eyes at him in the car park but maybe he's used to that

04.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It irritates me for reasons I cannot fully explicate

04.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It is *extraordinary* for typical people to be in favor of anti-government action in real-time.

04.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 182    🔁 35    💬 5    📌 0

Ten years! Time flies almost as fast as novelty dildos do

04.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”

1. I think most liberals are probably familiar with one part of what has become known as Wilhoit’s Law – that the true goals of the right are inequality, injustice, repression and control. This is how composer Frank Wilhoit put it in 2018:

crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

04.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 345    🔁 139    💬 10    📌 24
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Youth unemployment rate is now over 16% (1 in 6). The underutilisation rate - young people wanting work or more work - is 38% ffs - 190,000 young kiwis. That's nearly half of the total. It took a fking decade for youth unemployment to recover last time. Same plan this time. No plan.

04.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 82    🔁 36    💬 5    📌 11

The “Nicola Willis only has a BA in English lit“ crowd are feeding the same misogyny as “Nicky No Boats”. Cullen had an MA, Bill English an Honours degree in English lit, Robertson a BA and Joyce a BSc in zoology. These dudes educational background is same or even less suited but barely mentioned.

04.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 69    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 3

RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype

04.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 3610    🔁 762    💬 79    📌 29

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