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Question. Does the Penn State fan base realize that they got PAC12’d?

The sound design in this is so epic.

Also, do visiting teams not have a locker room at Penn State rn? I know they’re doing renovations but it looked like there were no walls at all during the pregame/postgame times…

SATOUUUUUUUU!!! Go get a championship queen!!

#GoDucks

Just thinking again about how unprepared I am to hear Cynthia Erivo’s No Good Deed

This has got to be the deepest RB room Oregon has had, legitimately have 4-5 RB1s.

Low key why don’t the Chicago red stars use this northwestern stadium for a game or two?

Fox does get 1 kudos point for using I Love My Ducks on the outro to their ten billionth commercial break

Fox should’ve included that clip of boettcher talking about capitalism in the US on the B1G preseason panel during that solo spot.
Cowards.

I do NOT remember CBS having this many commercials last week…

**makes sense to show

Damnit

Hi CBS I didn’t actually need THAT many replays of Dante Moore getting his leg bent up like that.

Not the grossest injury to replay, so it makes to show. But like, one time in slow motion was good for me

Lmao Bryce Boettcher just did a backwards somersault to get out of that pile-up

CBS announcers: is this 4 down territory for the ducks?

Me: well the ducks didn’t list any punters for this game, so like…yeah? Maybe everything is?

Also, Teitum Tuioti has always been super straightforward if you think about it for 2 seconds.

Why are the cbs announcers being so weird about Tuioti’s and Uiagalelei’s names? Like, what if yall decided to be excited about knowing how to pronounce them correctly and sharing that knowledge…

So excited for full year of healthy Noah

(Knock on wood)

Good afternoon, everybody. #GoDucks

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The last time I saw a mascot get born from an egg it was RoboDuck, so we’ll see how long this lasts.

(The track record is not great, and this is a niche skeet)

I like that they have no idea where the creature from the egg might have gone but they’re quite certain it’s appearing at halftime lol

GO THORNIES! 🌹🌹🌹🌹

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I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why

LIIIIIIIINDAAAAA

The STRESS

That Santos free kick goal is a thing of dreams

aaaand somehow we are back at shootouts

MARTA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Well god damn Marta

Someone on the sparks’ dance team just back handspringed into the mascot….W, you need to turn yourself off and on again!