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I'm Butter Bessie

@scrubby.bsky.social

whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie

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push starting my Ford Frodo

15.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corey “Bad Porn” Maggette, everyone!!!

14.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's brutal devin booker lol

14.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Faxes Tiled

14.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
benoit blanc leaning against wall with finger pointing

benoit blanc leaning against wall with finger pointing

Unfortunately, someone has eaten ALL of the pussy. But who?

14.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

sometimes you see a perfect eminemobama guy on facebook

14.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m gonna whip you into creme

14.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Michelle, the short haired stripy cat walking along a deck railing

Michelle, the short haired stripy cat walking along a deck railing

Grape soda, the long-haired tortie laying on concrete in the sun, looking a little evil

Grape soda, the long-haired tortie laying on concrete in the sun, looking a little evil

Sunny Friendday

14.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
From Guilherme Sacco on X.com: “Instagram suggested a post to me from a Serbian page about Jokic being the second player with the most triple-doubles in NBA history, and they ‘translate’ all the American names and this might be the most incredible image I've ever seen.”

From Guilherme Sacco on X.com: “Instagram suggested a post to me from a Serbian page about Jokic being the second player with the most triple-doubles in NBA history, and they ‘translate’ all the American names and this might be the most incredible image I've ever seen.”

1. Rasel Vestbruk
2. Nikola Jokić
3. Oskar Robertson
4. Medžik Dzonson
5. Lebron Džejms
6. Džejson Kid
7. Luka Dončić
8. Džejms Harden
9. Vilt Čemberlen
10. Domantas Sabonis

1. Rasel Vestbruk 2. Nikola Jokić 3. Oskar Robertson 4. Medžik Dzonson 5. Lebron Džejms 6. Džejson Kid 7. Luka Dončić 8. Džejms Harden 9. Vilt Čemberlen 10. Domantas Sabonis

does anybody want some medžik dzonson

13.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 57    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 4

i guess it's not that bad TD didn't invent that but it gave me strong TD feels in my gut.

it's funny how they call out the location of the truck robbery and he whips a shitty immediately, didn't he just move there? he'd need directions. anyway,

14.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
two pro mark x pad practice pads, blue gum rubber on black. one is smaller and has  a handle. it is the child

two pro mark x pad practice pads, blue gum rubber on black. one is smaller and has a handle. it is the child

let's be snare sound gum rubber godpads with mama

13.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All Day I Dream About Stabbing my desk

13.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the long suffering townsfolk stream out of their huts, joyful, jerseys untucked and flapping behind them

13.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the creature is dead!! the creature is dead!!

13.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chop Wood, Carry Water, Kill Rock

13.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a pound of hot onions before bed

13.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that'll do, Pibb

13.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a Pibb'll pass these lips, first time since 00 6

13.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he's alive and living as a goblin named Kurkk

13.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

none of it is good! not any of it!

12.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mmmmmm……heated exchange 😋

12.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My buddy Milhouse is namedropping Bart simpson again. That's right, Milhouse van houten

15.07.2025 00:27 — 👍 184    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

man doing billy bob is really all in the teeth

12.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im seeing that video of the polka dotted clown creatures playing squinka dinka music

whatever happened to songs like "Theme from Peter Gunn"

12.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whooping Ass, Beating Ass

A Meditation on the Cans We Open

12.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry, I used to have open mics as an outlet for this stuff. so now you have to see it.

12.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

crypto scam how to

12.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as my shirt says, please do not ask me about the fascism!! this bread is soooo GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

11.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am loud and boisterous and full of life! i am american!!! i will slap and smack my own cheeks and chest ruddy in wonder at the art picture or old street/building.

11.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i want to go to europe. im not particularly loud in public, but i will be if i go there, just because of the complaints ive read online

11.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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