First reporter who speaks up next time Donald Trump speaks about the ‘Golden Dome’ and asks if he’s referring to the ‘TACO Shell’ will win all of Americas respect and love. Just saying. 😂
30.05.2025 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@codex53.bsky.social
Taco Bell’s biggest nightmare. Politics and true crime are my biggest passions, but it’s a shame that they seem to mesh into one lately.
First reporter who speaks up next time Donald Trump speaks about the ‘Golden Dome’ and asks if he’s referring to the ‘TACO Shell’ will win all of Americas respect and love. Just saying. 😂
30.05.2025 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last I checked (actual polls), his approval rating is currently at 41%.
It’s dangerous that he surrounds himself with people who won’t tell him the truth. And give him photoshopped items.
When the people around him lie to him like this, no changes to actually help America and Americans are made.
*We’re. If I had a nickel for every typo, I swear… 😂
05.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We got married! My wife looked phenomenal in her beautiful dress, and I already called ‘no takes backsies!’ So, where in it to the finish line, and my ghost will bother her after, as well, I’m certain. 😂🏳️🌈💙
04.05.2025 19:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ermahgerd, I’m getting married tomorrow!!
Republicans, no matter what you try and take away from my wife and I, you’ll never be able to take away the love we feel for one another and the joy and happiness our friends and family have for us! So, we raise our glasses to LOVE!!
Less than 48 hours until the wedding and sitting down to write my vows. Okay *cracks knuckles*… don’t over write, don’t underwrite… what does one write?! Ahhhh!!!
01.05.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So proud of Canada tonight!
They did what we couldn’t. Way to go, Canada!!! 🇨🇦🍁
I have 5 days and 2 hours to write my vows.
As a stand up comedian, I’m use to writing a show last minute. So, that parts fine.
But, I know how to write jokes.
As a former journalist, I also know how to write newspaper stories.
But… How does one write vows without jokes or questions?!?
Newest edition hot off the presses, my friends!
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
I think McMorrow will push against the GOP from what I’ve seen, personally. To say I’m disappointed in Slotkin would be an understatement. I feel like if RINO’s can be a thing, then Slotkin would be a DINO.
25.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And I do want to say, I recognize I kept my questions short and based on my own personal experiences, and completely recognize my privilege 100%. And I take full responsibility on that, and do apologize for not diving deeper.
23.04.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree that it’s not the straight forward answer that we look for, and I know that ‘answers’ are often scripted, but I do recommend checking her voting history, as it speaks volumes, and thankfully she has voted in favor of immigrants and resources for them. :) justfacts.votesmart.org
23.04.2025 22:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Check out my interview and highlight of Michigan Senator, Mallory McMorrow and her vision for Michigan. Definitely a must read if you’re a Michigan voter!
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
First we let JD Vance near America.
Then we let him near the Ohio State trophy.
Then we let him near the Vatican.
Stop letting the man near people, places, and things, please!
If autism is as bad as RFK Jr says it is, can we all agree that Elon Musk shouldn’t be in charge of any department or have access to our information?
Since it was ‘autism’ that made him give the n@zi salute?
Heres the truth: Autism isnt bad. And Elon Musk doesnt have it, he’s just an actual n@zi.
The newest substack is up. Please feel free to check it out.
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
I know this is all new territory for us and for America.
Sure, we’ve seen the documentaries and read about what happened in Germany.
But to us, this is new.
The only advice I have to give right now is… Keep living.
Even to just spite the right, keep living.
We need you. We love you. Live.
My governor plays Stardew Valley. Damn, Gretchen Whitmer truly is the coolest governor the mitten has ever had, and I will die on that hill!
12.04.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s my latest substack, if you find yourself wanting some reading material.
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
I did 43 in a 40.
03.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seems this picture went a little cray cray on the internet. I did use ChatGPT for it, so maybe others got the same picture? Idk. Here’s the prompt I had used to ask it to generate quickly during Bookers speech.
03.04.2025 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t mean for it to be grabbed like this and go crazy. This is a lesson in AI and the internet for me, to say in the least.
03.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So weirdly, it’s actually my picture, and I’ll be the first to admit that I did make it on AI, and posted it on my feed just as a quick homage, even before he spoke about John Lewis in his speech. I shared on the Alt Parks page, too, and am guessing it was grabbed from there? My apologies.
03.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We have a new record! We are so proud of you, Cory Booker!!!
I would’ve posted sooner, but I had literal tears!!
Shots have been poured and ready to go in 4 minutes. We cheers in gratitude to Senator Cory Booker!!
01.04.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Lewis and Jimmy Carter… My heart is so full!! 💙💙💙🇺🇸
01.04.2025 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0