Cyrelia J

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

A comic have a kid trick or treating dressed up as a book. Caption, I'm that book you've been meaning to read

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A cat is handcuffed by one paw with tiny pink cuffs to a fallen piece of furniture.

“My lawyer will have me out in an hour.”

So it turns out the publisher I sent my query to 3 months ago is not only not paying its writers, but evidently owned by the worst agent my husband's ever had 🤦

That was a splendid waste of fucking time. 😒

So far I can break my life down into 3 distinct phases:
1. An abundance of both flat head and Phillips head screwdrivers
2. Only having flat head
3. Only having Phillips head

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

Shout out to Lara Bar for putting almonds in their Peanut Butter and Jelly bars so I can't friggin' buy them 🙄

actually terrible you can spend so much time writing and then you check and its like. 200 words.

Save time and just give The Life of Chuck all the awards. All of them. Oscar, Stoker, Nebula, Hugo, Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medicine, Employee of the Month.

TIL I no longer need to overcook my pork roasts as trichinosis has been eradicated from the US meat supply for quite some time now.

So much for the presentation I gave in my freshman biology class in the late 90s lol

It's wild how hunger just appears out of nowhere. Like c'mon stomach, I thought we were good for a few more hours

I think 26 months still under review is a new record for me as far as submissions 😳 #writing

skeleton on bench meme author: waiting for inspiration to strike

Get back to work!! 😁

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Somewhat related, if you have the time and want to be even more unsettled, "Bottle of Lies" by Katherine Eban is a hell of a read.
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I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive

I know it's supposed to be a classic, but The 10th Victim may very well be one of the more tedious movies I've ever had to sit through

There truly is something so soothing about making lists 😌

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Don't knock it til you try it 😋

There needs to be an emoji that conveys, "although I don't find this personally funny, I appreciate you taking the time to share it"

Maybe the thumbs up? 🤔

I can't be the only one who finds it easier to use a computer for most writing related tasks vs my phone/tablet. Few things agitate me faster than trying to type on a screen

Hoping to get back to some of my erotica writing as Cyrelia J. I'm currently working on finding a publisher for my 40k word m/m historical novel A Passage of Hands. It's exciting because I think I can bring my flavor of trans, and I look forward to adding more queer content to the space. 😁

Well this sucks. Looks like the publisher of my goofy alien erotica story has folded. Just checked Amazon, and it's no longer there. My friends, who also published with them, report the same. RIP Carnation Books 😔

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

I really dig this ❤️

What evil did we ever commit as a species that warranted the loss of Nabisco Fruit Wheats?

In Review: It’s Not Too Late for the Movies to Reject AI A dramatic week in the AI wars made it clear that the future is far from lost, and that we can't afford to fight for it on the tech community's terms.

Make something. Do it now. Doesn't matter if it's polished or not. Make something because nobody has ever seen the world the way you do, and nobody will again. Make something because art is simply that which is authentically expressed. Let beauty take care of itself
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1. Agree on the bs of this entire situation

2. More importantly, I justspent 30 seconds trying to brush the hair off my phone screen until I realized it was part of the picture 🤦