The Void 2016.

That scene in #Peacemaker in the swimming pool was A Choice for a myriad of reasons.

Off Broadway in October gets weird.

YouTube video by The Scream VAULT TheWB - The Night Is Young Campaign (2000) Oh What A Night

Streaming is great and all but it’s never going to give you this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrqF...

A clock with jumbled numbers

Pics from the stage of Julio Torres Color Theories. The spilled wine was a guy who had to lie motionless while we all filed into the theater. Bless his twinky little heart.

I’m going next week!

T. Ocellus is a real one.

Her whole schtick is explaining social media to The Olds, she might as well go for the full grift since journalism has never been her actual job.

The older I get the more I believe that properly placed pettiness is a superpower.

I was all ready to hate these Influencers but in Space and now I’m willing to go to into battle if anything bad happens to them.

It’s not not that.

AJLT, I adored your mess but why would you end on a song so associated with that other show about a kooky single gal, Ally McBeal?

Weapons is great because as long as you pay attention, it parodies trauma porn horror in its margins so well that The Discourse which will pop around it will only serve to continue the joke. It’s going to be a real time immersive after show but for a movie.

The Grooms Smashing Wedding Cake in Their Brides’ Faces When the happiest day of your life takes a violent turn.

I thought a groom pushing the bride’s face into the wedding cake was pre-planned by the couple. Tacky but consensual. TIL that grooms just do it for the lols. Bear. Everyday. www.thecut.com/article/groo...

Do these people have any perception of television existing prior to 1999? Once again, I’m not here for children.

Spoiler for Fantastic Four:

All of Manhattan preferring to evacuate underground in lieu of becoming temporary bridge and tunnel-ers was the realest thing in that movie.

I was force fed Phish fan underarm odor today, so once again for the cheap seats: natural deodorant does not work.

Sorry, sometimes I need to port shit over from the other place because nothing fun happens here.

NYT had ONE job here: kick Gia Kourlas to the curb.

I kid.

Seriously the devaluation of written criticism is dangerous. Jesse Green, I hated 99% of your takes and now I will miss them terribly.

My showing of Superman applauded a kiss, romance….people are starved for it. I also laughed out loud twice which caught me by surprise.

What is this ‘hard mode’ you speak of? Don’t y’all watch stuff that isn’t part of a franchise? Is this where we are at culturally speaking? If this is ‘hard mode’ for anyone over 12 we are so fucked.

A Mamdani win coupled with a back to Anthropologie, crop top wearing Taylor? We can have a little early 2010’s optimism as a treat.

Smirnova did not disappoint. Carmago is almost too handsome, his cheekbones could slice the folks in the balcony. Misseldine put some paranormal activity up there as Myrtha. Borzois were, as always, pointedly on point.

Seen behind me at Saturday’s ABT performance of Giselle, sometimes you gotta bring a bit of home with you. The box seats at The Met could use some help.

Madchen Amick and James Spader in Dream Lover.

jerry from tom and jerry is holding his butt with hearts around his butt . ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is holding his butt with hearts around his butt .

Read a comment the other day that said: Rachel Zegler is who Lea Michele thought she was 10-15 years ago.

The children (NOT Sabrina) really are out here testing me. The only time worse for women, was every year prior to this one. Policing an adult woman’s clothing is always doing the Right’s work for them. Knock it off, you aren’t helping.

Good sign that it was sort of hard to get Superman IMAX tickets?

Am I smug that I saw Oh Mary at the Lucille Lortel with an audience that was keenly attuned to all the jokes in a way the tourists on Broadway are not? Do you even know me?

The moment I realized the latest #BobsBurgers was written by someone my age: Tina coveting this pencil case