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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:

ChatGPT transcript: What happened on April 26, 1985? On April 26, 1985, several notable events occurred across different domains. Here are a few highlights: 1. Chernobyl Disaster Anniversary (Preparations Begin): April 26, 1985, marked the day exactly one year before the catastrophic Chernobyl nuclear disaster in Ukraine, which occurred on April 26, 1986.

ChatGPT is such a special kind of stupid

Mexico clown convention condemns fancy-dress drug cartel killing Latin American clowns gathered in Mexico City say killer dressed in wig and rubber nose had nothing to do with them

Found it! And my gloss was not far off.

"The people who do that, they're not clowns."

Reminiscent of one of my favorite articles from years ago: "Mexican Clown Convention Condemns Cartel Assassins Who Dress Like Clowns: 'These People, They're Not Real Clowns.'"

Dune 3's official title revealed - and fans aren't happy

Dune 3: If You're A Fan Of The First Two Dune Movies You're A Dickhead

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

@simonmayo.bsky.social Radio DJ, film podcaster, author.... bike mechanic??

PS Love the show, Steve

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A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

Jeremy Strong looks like he’s playing The Riddler in Wes Anderson’s Batman

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

Malemolência malemolência is three guys from northern ireland making noise from rio de janeiro, manchester and belfast

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Howdy folks

Exciting news!

I've done an album with some close friends - they go by the names David Bartlett and Gavin McBride. Together we are Malemolência! 😲 It's almost ready for your beautiful ears. If you don't like it blame them. 😌