Chris

4 years of hell coming right on up.

20.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SIMP

05.12.2024 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Spotify Wrapped for this year, no big surprises

04.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I run from the grind 😔

28.11.2024 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good lord please don’t let my dad and uncle talk politics today I can’t survive that

28.11.2024 15:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Two turkeys walk down the street. One says “What are you so smiley about?” The other says “I beg your pardon?”

The first turkey says “You mean the president’s gonna pardon you for Thanksgiving?” The other says, “Well, not for Thanksgiving.”

January 6th, 2021. The turkey participates in the insurrection at the capital with a MAGA hat and a Trump 2020 flag.

All three panels in one image

Thanksgiving pardons

22.11.2024 17:04 — 👍 9    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Is this thing on

15.11.2024 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #184,054!

19.09.2024 17:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching Rebels rn, forgot how much I loved this show

27.08.2023 15:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They already did this, the result was Elon Musk

27.08.2023 01:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not at all, go ahead lol

20.08.2023 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God Arrival is such a good movie I am a sucker for this type of ending

07.07.2023 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same as it is rn (stocking food)

06.07.2023 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing like the thrill of being drunk asf at 1pm on a Wednesday

05.07.2023 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love me some gray skies, get some light drizzle in there too and that’s a perfect day

03.07.2023 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the sky really blue, though?

03.07.2023 17:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0