@samueljoseph51.bsky.social
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Not the discourse!
20.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
18.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 658 🔁 77 💬 19 📌 1
Aaron Goldsmith announcing that the bullpens have joined the scrum.
Me anytime the benches clear
02.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s clear that the Mariners are haunting the Blue Jays like some kind of TOOTBLAN poltergeist
01.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Light Bat DAN'S MANLY BUNTS MANAGER BELIEVES IT COULD REVERSE CRISIS IN MASCULINITY
Little did we know…
22.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1For any Mariner fans left wondering why this morning, here’s a much-needed postmortem.
21.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A Hereford cow wearing a Mariner hat contemplating whether or not to walk into the ocean. Goms
08.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 38 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0Good morning Mariners fam
It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
Go Mariners
20.10.2025 14:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about Game 7
20.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My recap of Game 5: What should have been a funeral suddenly turned into something very different, and very wild. On a narrative reversed, and a season saved:
18.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2THIS IS NOT A DRILL
18.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 68 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0Thinking about Mariner baseball again.
17.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!
17.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 182 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 2Then you’d miss out on all this fun!
17.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Carlos Guillen thinking about the implications of Seattle Mariner baseball (distressed)
Thinking about Mariner baseball
16.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Carlos Guillen thinking about the implications of Seattle Mariner baseball (distressed)
Thinking about Mariner baseball
16.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1They should have let Humpy take the lead, and then ten feet from the finish line, shot him with a harpoon gun
16.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 3I've updated the post to include this previously unseen image of Bryce Miller pregame, looming over the Rogers Centre skyline like a cowboy kaiju, a Light Bat Exclusive.
13.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
12.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?
11.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.
11.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dr. Bazardo
11.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.
11.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 295 🔁 10 💬 13 📌 0Mr. Bazardo
11.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Leadoff Leo!
11.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Emerson Hancock. Looming.
Yes
11.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mariners love to play 18 inning games. Can’t get enough of it!
11.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
