Marco Scutaro’s parents were BRAVE

Eduard(o) Bazardo

If my last name were Skubal I’d throw a screwball I can tell you that much

The arm angle change is super interesting!

Fact-finding

I legitimately feel decades falling off my shoulders

Former Seattle Mariner, Rubén Sierra, triumphantly wearing a multi-colored leather jacket (it is cool as hell)

Cold Takes: An Abridged Ranking of Baseball Backsplashes | Baseball Prospectus Eyes have value, and value must be extracted.

Today for @baseballprospectus.com I ranked baseball's best and worst backsplashes.

Casey Lawrence’s reanimated corpse would like to have a word!

This is a great read. Related, I do not love how the Mariners have managed Bryce Miller’s situation this season! He’s got 4-5 starts left and I don’t see them going much differently.

Some guys I remember: 3x3 grid of the following Guys Mark Bellhorn Fernando Viña Garret Anderson Jason Schmidt Lance Johnson Danny Graves Hank Blalock Andrés Galarraga Ted Lilly

Also this season… ≥ 6.0 IP Starts

Emerson Hancock: 6 Starts (15 GS)

Logan Gilbert; 5 Starts (19 GS)

Time stamped messages I sent at the Fenway Start.

I’m going to citizen’s arrest Emerson Hancock in pre-game (11:39 AM)

First Pitch (6:46 PM)

Emerson is LOCKED IN (6:57 PM)

Emerson can’t stop striking people out. (7:17 PM)

Emerson Hancock is so good I’ve been saying this for years (7:37 PM)

I think my argument for Cal being the MVP is that the fWAR gap is so wide that he has more WAR than the next two best catchers combined.

Colorado Rockies mascot “Dinger” photoshopped as Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, standing beside George Lucas who is wearing a Mariners cap. Both have their arms raised willing The Force to guide the Rockies to a victory over the Houston Astros.

@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social Dinger must restore order to the AL West

Elaine: Did you get that link I sent you? Jerry: I can’t watch a TikTok

Seattle Mariner, Fernando Rodney answering The Call

Their Rockies is showing

Vehicular Randy Johnson. Go Mariners.

Cliff Lee’s game log as a 2010 Seattle Mariner

A reminder that Cliff Lee completed 8.0 IP in 9 of his 13 starts as a Seattle Mariner

OH NO

DISASTER

WHAT A BAD IDEA

The Texas Rangers have a record of 8-30 versus the Mariners on the road since 2021

Hate to see it

"This place is a complete nightmare."

Josh Naylor looking like he just got traded to the Seattle Mariners

Becoming Mariber

A screenshot of a player from MVP Baseball 2005

#MLB #MVP #2005

Just missed the cut:

Duran Duran-Baxter, 1B/LF
Herby Pesto, 2B
Buff Huggins, DH
Damascus Steele, RHP
Facsimile Dolce, SS

Jose Lopez being introduced at the 2006 MLB All-Star Game.

It actually rocks when your team’s player makes the ASG.

Mike Piazza, a New York Met who is not afraid to die anymore

Go Mets!

Combined no-hitters are actually way cooler because it’s a great way to Remember Some Guys. (Listed for $40 on eBay)