@22caratewok.bsky.social
This is all a massive waste of time
It knows and old man’s ballbag and nob!
24.11.2024 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gonna get the Christmas decorations down from the loft
24.11.2024 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thank you mate! This is the best Birthday Boxing Day ever!
22.11.2024 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thanks ballbag x
22.11.2024 06:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks very much m8!
21.11.2024 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you m’dear!
21.11.2024 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Long day at work but been out for a LOVELY steak! Now back home to play Fortnite with the kids (my own children, not children on the internet)
21.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers treacle
21.11.2024 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you m’dear!
21.11.2024 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers Marion! 🔴⚪️
21.11.2024 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers pal!
21.11.2024 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you and the most warmest regards to you m8
21.11.2024 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks bbz 🥰
21.11.2024 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks mate …. It’s been QUITE the day! x
21.11.2024 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you mate! It’s been a solid 8/10 👍
21.11.2024 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you m8!
21.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is my birthday today because of woke
21.11.2024 15:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 17 📌 0Activate the solicitors!
21.11.2024 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would be lovely if there was snow in Africa this Christmas time so we could sue the artists in Band Aid for gaslighting and spreading false information 🎄
21.11.2024 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick
20.11.2024 07:09 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Using something which looks like a sports dildo on my hamstring. Absolutely buzzing to be on planet earth right now
19.11.2024 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My skin feels like it’s about to fall off so I’m as pleased as punch
19.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just had a lovely hot bath, like our god and saviour Moo Deng
19.11.2024 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Farmer Dingle on the streets
Farmer Giles between the cheeks
My brain is my worst enemy
19.11.2024 07:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only joking.
Goodnight
Who remembers what it’s like to smile?
18.11.2024 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Voluntarily put on Mistletoe & Wine earlier to try and cheer myself up.
Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine
They brought it on themselves unfortunately
18.11.2024 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The new Goonies film should be about the gang trying to find ‘on the run from prison’ Sloth, after he murdered & buried the bodies of Chunk & his family who naively took him into their home without conducting the proper checks.
It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.
Thank you
