@zemblamatic.bsky.social
BIG OTHER
Goddamn FEEVES
22.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the perfect machine
22.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lib dems keep turning up at my house and being nice to me
22.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Benny Hill music plays*
22.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GOGO YOGA JOJO
22.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ah autumn
22.10.2025 08:59 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0what the hell is going on now?
22.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there is an æsthetics in all things
You are the original odd couple
21.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I guess that’s why they call you Mr Worldwide
21.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A meeting I need to be sharp for in 10 mins and my entire body is shutting down to prioritise digestion
21.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had a big ol’ pot of Cantonese braised beef and egg fried rice
21.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe I will have a Big Lunch?
21.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Let the man cook
21.10.2025 08:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You cancel a meeting I never accepted? We are not the same
21.10.2025 08:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning. If we strive to reach our potential today perhaps I will finally be ejected from an airlock into the silent vastness of space
21.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solidarity, king
21.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stop trying to make melody happen, ‘Daniel’ (as if you could possibly be called such a flamboyant name)
20.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What the CUTENESS is going on here?
20.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sickening
20.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sausage, egg, beans and chips for dinner. I feel like a million pence
20.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Morning
20.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0see I think about weird stuff see *leans on mic stand*
20.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Congratulations on your imminent charity work
20.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Another victim of the AWS outage I fear. I might sue them for emotional trauma
20.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A pub with rooms? Another impossible standard
19.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Zero chance from the people that invented the word ‘bureaucracy’ though. No fucking chill
19.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0France should welcome heists
19.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
