I've shaved my beard off.
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates
@mowgzilla.bsky.social
Live music slut. A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8. Spoiling things for everyone else since 1982
I've shaved my beard off.
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates
I can't even remember, as i was being screamed at by a child at that moment.
16.01.2026 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Classic typo from me there too.
I've completely fucked this.
I'm away to Threads
Bit rude. It is my son's favourite son and HE enjoyed it
16.01.2026 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here is am singing "Men's Needs" by The Cribs
16.01.2026 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1That is misguided! Ha. How are you?
16.01.2026 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hiiiiiiii
16.01.2026 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Cribs in Glasgow
Went to see the Cribs last night.
For a band that has been going for 20+ years, their commitment to sounding like they don't know how to play their instruments at times is admirable.
And I mean that as a compliment
Smug. Oh so smug
16.01.2026 16:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It genuinely nearly killed me
13.01.2026 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Helllllllllo.
Nice to see you too. I am glad we are both still alive
Like, you would struggle to get two places in Scotland that are further apart from each other, but Hawick is not subject to rules thay apply in the normal world.
13.01.2026 23:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the Traitors and Caitlin is infuriated by Stephen's accent.
He is from Lewis.
Caitlin is from Hawick. They sound pretty much identical.
It is simply the worst accent in the world
Thrilling stuff, all round. I'm faintly hopeful for this year. I can't wait to be disappointed.
12.01.2026 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Needs must, my friend. Sometimes you are the smasher and sometimes you are the smashee.
As i believe the saying goes
I have some, but i just don't have the time to do anything, never mind sit on social media!
Life, man. Its a nightmare
Fuuuuuck. Nightmare.
But... new Foals album is incoming. That's.... something to look forward to?
Good point. Fuck's sake. Hold on, I'll come in again
12.01.2026 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have not been sacked, I have not fallen out with anyone and I have not injured/killed anyone, so I'm taking this as a win.
But there is still time.
But I'm working half the hours I was and I have so much time now with the kids/Caitlin, so i can't complain!
Just the two? Shit, man. That's rough
Hiiiiiii
12.01.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0JB1976. How are you?
12.01.2026 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was passingly involved in the conception, so I'll take the credit.
12.01.2026 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl! She has pished and shat on me in these 6 months more than the lad has in his entire life. She is a goblin.
And he is 4 in a few months! Outrageous
It is unrelenting. But we persevere! I trust you are smashing it in every way?
12.01.2026 21:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am so fucking tired all the fucking time.
Jesus christ, it never ends. Aaaahhhhhh
Hiiiiiiiii. She is an unrelenting nightmare, to be honest. But she is cute, so gets away with it.
And so does the child
Pretty much ahead of the game, then
12.01.2026 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As disappointing as ever.
Doing my occasional chevk in as I have roughly 4 minutes of spare time. How are you?
Hiiiiiiii.
I have a new 6 month old, a new career and a burgeoning mental disorder.
So pretty golden, to be honest
You are YOU?
Well, well, well. Social media, eh?
12.01.2026 13:32 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0