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I think they should have a naked penis comparison competition.
I imagine both of their members are resplendent with smegma.
Whichever one stinks the least, wins

Hiya. Please remember to give me a price for the hats!

I was having to explain to Caitlin what was happening and why it was bad/funny too.
So I was enjoying myself and mansplaining
A proper good night

Neither did I! I don't mind their music, but had no idea what the film was going to be like.
Fassbender was a delightful surprise too.

Well, it would be right up your alley, to be fair.
Yeah, i giggled quite a lot.
"Rangers are shite" really got me

A superfluous comma
Lovely stuff.
I'm just going to delete my account, as i feel like that is the kind of thing that'll get me hounded off this app

Watched "Kneecap" a few nights ago.
It was excellent and it made me sad as my dad would have loved it.
A big Rebel-rousing fan, was Mick.

Bounced straight back up

10/10 parenting.

Was she flabbergasted?

You'll be hearing from my lawyers

Facebook screenshot

It is all kicking off in Tranent.

I don't, I'm afraid, but it was 5-pointed, but that's all I can remember.
I'm unsure of the size, but, to be honest, I'm happy for the creator's own interpretation of it.

Well, that is just wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.

I insist on paying!

You are the first person to come back to me properly, so I'm happy to go with you.
Just tell me a price!

The time scale isn't really important to be honest. I'm unsure about size, to be honest.
What measurements would be best for you?
The star is the same colour as the blue on the top of the hat
And the size of the star? About 2 inches on the smallest one. it could just scale up with the bigger sizes?

Man and newborn baby. Baby wearing a red and light blue hat, in hospital

Hiya!
My son's birthday is coming up and we got this hat when he was born, but we lost it in the hospital.
I'd be looking for, potentially, one in a new born size as a memento, one in a child size and one in an adult, all the same style, in those colours.
It is a little star on the front

Shove it up your arse. Xxxx

100%
Fame will never change me

Sweet. Will do! Thank you

You forgot handsome, you utter bastard

Ah, nice. I'll give them a message. Cheers!

Baby hat in red and sky blue

Hiya!
My son's birthday is coming up and we got this hat when he was born, but we lost it in the hospital.
I'd be looking for, potentially, one in a new born size as a memento, one in a child size and one in an adult, all the same style, in those colours.
It is a little star on the front

Don't let me down here, Bluesky. You are irritatingly smug about how much better you are at interaction than twitter.
This is your chance

Can anyone on here knit? I need a hat knitted in a certain style and colour scheme. And I'll pay you in cold, hard, electronically sent cash for it too.
Or can someone point me in the direction of someone that could do this for me?

He is an unending joy. Currently obsessed with construction vehicles, which is quite fun.
"Anamambulanances" too

They are glorious, pal. Just smashing it. I trust you are the same?

That almost perfectly mirrors my life too, but it is 10 years instead of 1.

I am managing along fine. Just trying to avoid SM in general as it makes me sad. How are YOU, JenBrenn1976?