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@biggreenbooks.bsky.social hello! Am after Textilepedia The Complete Fabric guide - is this something you are able to get. Thanks!

a man is wearing blue gloves and says that 's disgusting . ALT: a man is wearing blue gloves and says that 's disgusting .

As if I wasn't already insufferable enough, for reasons unknown, I have joined a gym and am here for the second time this week

It's going to be a proper brat birthday. Breakfast at The Ritz AND The Rockerfeller tree switch on which was OBVIOUSLY scheduled with my birthday in mind

a man in a blue shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air

Right ruddy excited about my birthday this year. Bought tickets to see the Knicks at Madison Square Gardens.

Love me a bit of Sade.

White furry boots

Bought another pair of nonsense boots

Another unclaimed #buyastrangerabook day offer from earlier today

@nomadicwriter.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £20!

That's any book! Not just what's on my website.

So, if there's something in particular you're after, get in touch.

UK only

Twitter used to get really made about egg/beans placement. They'll be absolutely fuming about yhe onion rings.

Cooked breakfast

Love a Sunday roast

Watching the new season of Someody Feed Phil - first episode is in Amsterdam. I remember the time I once tweeted how I spent a good couple of mins watching someone make pasta in a restaurant window in Amsterdam & someone commented "only you'd go to Amsterdam & be looking in *that kind* of window" 🤣

I AM FESTIVAL CLOTHES SHOPPING. Looking for all of the nonsense obviously.

Good Lord, Years and Years is a bit ruddy terrifying isn't it. Annoyed that it is the second cancelled yet excellent show we have discovered this week (the other was Year of The Rabbit).

You should also attach a photo of you looking sad next to your symmetrical stuff.

Soy eggs

Being a dickhead again

Almost* overreacted earlier when I realised could not book birthday breakfast in The Plaza as not a guest until I discovered I can book The Ritz at Central Park

* definitely did a little overreact/tantrum

Birthday week plans are afoot!

I need to watch it again. The musical is also on my to do list!

You going on LinkedIn at this time of night on a Friday though

Its an absolute CLASSIC.

Black and white stripe dress with metallic green cowboy boots

Just realised I went to an interview today dressed as Beetlejuice

To put on your jackpotato

Blackpool hotel staff botch husband's romantic gesture for wife 'Looking back it really is funny! Like we had some sort of pawn-cocktail crisp fetish'

'Johnnie secretly asked the hotel staff to scatter 30 assorted packets of crisps on the bed as a surprise while they were away. However, staff misunderstood the request and instead opened the bags and sprinkled the crisps on the sheets like salty confetti.'

partially eaten breakfast taco with egg and kimchi bits. droplets of salsa are splattered against a white plate

dropped my egg & kimchi breakfast taco and accidentally made a michelin star plating?

a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud Alt: David (Schitts Creek) applauds in front of a sign that says soo proud

19yo called me from uni and said "I can't talk to long, I'm cooking steak"

Oh my gosh, yes have heard of this place thank you!

Absolute highest priority of work trip next week is OBVIOUSLY finding marvelous places to eat. M2 Manchester. Please advise!

Creme egg topped with clotted cream that now looks like Donald Trump

Loaded some clotted cream onto my creme egg and ruined it by turning it into Donald Trump

19 went back to uni today and I think she may have lifted my Frank's Hot Sauce however, I did steal back and subsequently hide my vintage Tommy Hilfiger top that was in her washing, so I'm chalking that up as a win.

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