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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

Weirdly, getting offended at the mere mention of the word “Fuck”, these days. Strange times, indeed.

One of tonight’s biggest life lessons is to avoid being named Drake

He’s gonna pull a Bo Wulf and demand a weird stripping based negotiation

This Seahawks defensive effort, while amazing, still doesnt touch the Eagles last year because the Patriots, in fact, are not good.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

Just the most fragile little troll on the planet

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

HELL YEAH ITS BASEBALL SEASON

SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.

This isn’t even the best defensive effort in a Super Bowl in the last 365 days!

(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)

Go birds

Collinsworth speechless lol he can’t bring himself to criticize Maye

Drake maye lol

It is sugar cane. Very internationally. It is sugarcane. As the red hats used to say, do your research.

Sugarcane. Very intentionally sugarcane.

Exactly the same

You don’t win the superbowl with field goals. It is law.

Cactus species to me are like civil war generals to you 🤣

Or are you just a skiing account

Hey @captainlou.bsky.social can you help me understand the backflip situation

I bet you could throw a mean cross check too

More like a magic 8 ball manipulated by the worst people in the world

I just wanted to tell you that you are the fucking best and I don’t know how the hell keep all of those plates spinning, all of them magnificent.

I’ll have to give y’all a tour of my cactus collection some time. Maybe today? Since I moved out here 8 years ago I’ve fallen in love with the Sonoran desert and it has become a special interest of mine. So I have become a cactus whisperer and collector. At last count I had around 75 types

I just wear my sunglasses and gloves. The sting isn’t as bad as they say unless it gets in your eyes or an open wound. That’s where the fire part of fire stick comes from lol not the color.

Yes sir it is, the giant one is blue agave