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First of all, go Birds. Chandler Arizona resident. I believe in the rule of law. Cat Lover.

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They have the feed from the catchers signals

08.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit JD why is the couch covered in Appalachian sippin cream again?

08.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
California license plate with text "IMLITAF".

California license plate with text "IMLITAF".

Customer: LITAF IS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF TOP QUALITY BABY PRODUCTS SPECIALIZING IN UNIQUE BABY HIGH CHAIRS, BATHTUBS, POTTIES, CRIBS
DMV: IM LIT AS FUCK

Verdict: DENIED

08.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did Trump write the infamous Epstein birthday letter? You decide.

08.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1826    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 47

/infodump complete

08.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lastly, harbor freight should be your first stop if budget is your most important factor. They are much cheaper than Lowe’s or Home Depot for hand tools.

08.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Helicopters don’t pay for themselves, man.

08.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you come for my people, you come through me.

08.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15912    πŸ” 3878    πŸ’¬ 614    πŸ“Œ 403

Also, if you have older 18v tools there is a very cheap adapter to use 20v batteries with them.

08.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can buy Chinese knock off batteries on Amazon if you are only gonna use it once in a while.

08.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have like 8 different dewalt tools but only 4 batteries. Saves money that way.

08.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I don’t disagree with the larger point. My question is why wasn’t ranger in the bullpen in games 1-2????

08.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We wouldn’t be talking about Kerkering if trea makes a decent throw to the plate.

08.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

/stout

08.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of which, Rob, would love to hear your thoughts on how we went wrong the first time so we can do it right this time.

08.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll all be treated the same during reconstruction 2, which will be a much different animal than the original.

08.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought protected classes were illegal now for being too woke.

08.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the guy who famously said the N word? Of course they know and love him.

08.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

The accuracy of this

08.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Taylor has a huge snatch

Taylor has a huge snatch

08.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is @dhm.bsky.social ??

08.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CC: @defector.com can you please send the Philadelphia bureau to this? I must know more!!

08.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is much better advice than β€œtouch grass”

08.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

08.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3152    πŸ” 643    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1

cutting in all the times trump used the same words makes this, weirdly, one of the most effective ads I've seen about Epstein

08.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

02.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1405    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

These outfielders don’t run

08.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can’t we have nice things

08.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time to make the donuts!

08.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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