squeaky from:me

(subtweeting a certain app's lead developer here)

forget GitHub Issues: what happens to the next generation's grasp of language when all of grammar and meaning is reduced to "vibes", when all phraseology is filtered through the lens of its most common formations, when explicit negations like "not" are outright ignored/presumed wherever convenient?

this is one of those things that keeps me up at night: I'm increasingly worried that, as a society, we now stand on the precipice of a second Tower of Babel, and we're laying the demolition charges at our feet

sometimes ferrets is bugs

@pfrazee.com this is the april fool's day patch bluesky needs

betcha every single one of these was specified as a point to hit in the prompt

well he's a very wriggly boyyyyy / the kind who won't get caught by Mueller

Danald Tramp

oh my god I read your post before I read the quoted one and thought you were making that up

not sure if there was a typo in the OP or my reply just needed to be pruned by fire

the slut gnomes of false berlin

the squeaky wheel, as they say

I liked "habitual be jordan" but I think I'm sticking with this one until the app stops suggesting users with filters you type in their name

Bullet, Jack Dorso's famed radio character from the 1940s radio and film serial Red McGibbon and Bullet: Nazi Hunters.

BAYMAX

Gritty Amin

"insists on using a stupid nickname for trump" is one of the most reliable signals on here for not needing to pay attention to the rest of the post

the latter is, like, the Menswear Guy

Sonic Jam is in the middle there but that's pretty much a tech demo

the guy who wrote entirely in iambs would have never used a short-form writing medium

limininal spaces

"this game is grooming people into installing arch linux"

all the positive reviews of VR Chat are "this game is absolutely riddled with pedophiles" and all the negative reviews are shit like this

three shits mafia

Everyone knows that "Preferences" should be found under Edit (because you edit them), under Tools (because they control the parameters of your tools), under General (because they are categorically broad), & under File (because a preference is a 'filing off' from a marble block of possibility)

the fact mr. rogers had to weigh precisely 143 lbs at all times to correspond with the number of letters in “i love you” is harder than any prison tattoo

they should have committed 100% to the bit and posed the question as a bisexual who is both into aged MILFs and large, hairy gay men

I need this

oh 28 Years Later. I thought you were talking about Lisa Frankenstein for a second

amazing, it really is just like the old Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln