Mr Doobie

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I realize it’s cold out there but the sergeant who sung the national anthem just now at the Eagles/Packers game changed the key at least four times. Jus’ sayin’.

Is there any way that I can get back the money I gave to your campaign?

Real American Hero

There was a mix but the boos definitely outnumbered the cheers.

Donald J. Trump Pedophield

Resign already. I’m embarrassed that I actually voted for you.

The Donald Trump Memorial Stadium actually sounds good… the sooner the better - that’s until it gets changed to something like Spirit Halloween Field.

He should lead by example.

I have no idea why aging rock stars insist on dyeing their hair an unnatural brown color. Embrace the gray guys! We all know you’re old and we don’t care - just keep on keeping on.

Time to dust off and grease the guillotines.

Funny how that picture shows a bunch of privileged honkies laughing.

Why doesn’t he just leave his white hood on all of the time?

Sounds good to me!

At least Oz remembered the Hippocratic Oath for once.

He was but he wiped his ass with his degree a long time ago.

Fixed it.

And big ups to Don Letts for planting the seed in the UK.

Such a self-unaware twat.

Jack’s goons using Trump tactics more than likely.

What’s up with that stupid fucking hat?

What makes you think he’d even get that far?

I didn’t know dildos came with leashes.

I love this woman.

Thankfully I had to watch my laundry dry so I didn’t get the chance view it. Winning.

We should start thinking about which federal holiday to replace with our own upcoming Bastille Day.

I thought the Grinch was only a Xmas asshole.

Jerk-O-Lantern is done.
Happy Halloween?

His health problem is he is old as fuck.

Yes