James Linzel

Tbh, I was under the impression that having family members arrested had been a pretty popular pastime among the monarch set for a few hundred years there

They're not jeans at all, he wades through a pool of methylene blue every morning to get his metabolism roaring

Tax genAI usage on a per-token basis, arrest everybody using cryptocurrency for money-laundering or purchasing contraband, and cut all government contracts/revoke security clearances for rich, publicly drug-using, neck deep in problematic foreign contacts, illegal immigrant industrialists, to start

I'm mostly over it, but deep down it still really annoys the crap out of me when people do the religion that I specifically explicitly no longer believe in, incorrectly

Turtle-class would be approximately a closet with a server stack, especially if poorly ventilated and a fire risk

My dryer has the wrinkle guard on and is buzzing me every 15 minutes or so, but it's in the baaaaaaasemennnnnnnt uuuughh

a man in an orange shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and says `` who 's awesome ? you are '' . Alt: Colin mochrie from whose line is it anyway s standing with his hands on his hips and and then pointing directly at the viewer, captioned who's awesome? You are!

Those never-ending tasks can be so demotivating sometimes, but you did the dang thing!

The thesis document has been opened, words have been inserted, this is progress.

The "essential mission of the Church":

Love the lord with all your heart (&c.), and love your neighbor as yourself; on these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

I mean, if it were just after he died, that might be a benevolent haunting, but it happened while he was alive, too? Sorry, that's demonic possession shit, girl. You shoulda been outta there long ago. Now they're on to you.

Shared goal of getting that perfect shot

The real infinity is in the gaps we stepped over along the way

This universe's Reality Writer's Union is on strike, so they brought in some real cheap scabs and this is the crap we end up with

Absolutely flawless midwesterning

Derek doesn't shit on the living room floor. We have a duty to think better of Derek, even though we just walked into the living room and Derek is squatting, pants down, over a still-steaming turd, writes Barton Swaim

Sometimes Glonzo really is chewing the wires

Springsteen's latest is nice and well produced for a short turnaround piece and should relieve a lot of musicians' imposter syndrome at least a little bit, lots of people putting out topical protest folk that is easily on par or superior

Fun notes to insert in the next compendium, should we survive to see it

Mf'er is over here using the FBI like he used to use the National Enquirer

Kinda depends what she's going to be doing instead. Marc Elias could probably use another competent set of hands in his nationwide legal campaign to prevent ratfucking in the coming elections

The libertarian friend is standing naked on the median between the two cars and is what both of them are looking so shocked about

Live your life in such a way that if your siblings are interviewed, they don't feel the need to add, unprompted, that they think you're a POS

Probably will be forever

"Huge emphasis on scoops" = "We will be first to find out why Mr. Burns's campaign has the momentum of a runaway freight train"

6-7 isn't really slang, it's more like when the kids were running around saying "my wife/very nice" to everything for a bit

that being said, also, yes, every group has their in-group signifiers and they're all a little dorky, we're gonna survive this crisis