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Wife: Sam locking up the Libertarian vote because there's no age of consent with a chatbot

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

Take a pika this "space werewolf killing inflatable costume" among us

costume that looks a bit like an astronaut pickachu

D1,014,905 - issued in 2024 for a design for a "a space werewolf killing inflatable costume." #DesignPatents

that is called jacking off

Har Mar Superstar (AI generated Hologram)

american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???

"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"

- sun tzu; the art of war

"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"

- pete hegseth; podcaster

showing trump an episode of mobile suit gundam and convincing him we need to catch up to japan's military

a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

The end of the segment where Cheryl Reeve dropped 3 f-bombs that aired live on ESPN prompting Buccigross to refer to it as a walkoff hat trick of f-bombs

Hawaii Supreme Court Expands Rights of Defendants, and Once Again Rebukes SCOTUS - Bolts Hawaii justices ruled that their state constitution requires police to record interrogations. And they vowed to protect due process for Hawaiians—unlike, they said, the Roberts Court.

NEW: Hawaii's Supreme Court keeps releasing opinions that denounce the U.S. Supreme Court.

The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.

The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

Chuck Schumer has showed us time and time again that he is wholly incapable of understanding and meeting the dangerous moment we are in.

It’s time for new (and better) Democratic leadership.

I said for years that the only way to permanently reduce migration to the United States was to destroy the vision that the world had of this country as the land of opportunity.

That wasn't a goddam suggestion!

illustration of a man an horse skeleton. it looks wrong, so very very wrong

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

Ok, this is objectively funny.

“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Staff gives ice barbie deputy director her own nickname. The daily beast

That's a rough nickname

subtly downgrade a band

The Mighty Bosstones

Having gone through my militant atheist phase and now firmly settled into my secular humanist phase, I look back with embarrassment at the number of times I may have quoted Hitchens or Harris. I think I needed that phase to get to where I am but atheist that get stuck there are insufferable.

when your defense attorney has to get you looking presentable for your arraignment

Frame #60350 from S04 -E05 - Battle Truffles-628199

The people that voted for him are too servile to get mad about it but it is bleakly funny that Trump has won two elections as The Expediter Of White Vengeance and as soon as he gets into office the most important thing to him is getting Rosie O'Donnell digitally edited out of A League Of Their Own.

A tweet from Oversight Project (@ItsYourGov) shows a screenshot of an Advocate article. The tweet text says: “This is an example of an element of TIVE rhetoric coming from @Harvard Professor Alejandra Caraballo @Esqueer_in the @TheAdvocateMag. The notion that opposing Transgender Ideology is a form of violence (‘eradication’ here) leads people to justify violence.” The screenshot highlights a quote from Alejandra Caraballo criticizing a Heritage Foundation policy proposal: “They want us all eradicated.”

The Heritage Foundation is going after me this morning calling me a terrorist because I am accurately stating what they are intending to do. Michael Knowles at CPAC explicitly called for the "eradication of transgenderism."

I'll continue to speak the truth of what is being done to my community.

New iOS rocks — you get a much higher def image of one earbud refusing to charge

BREAKING: The FBI, run by two podcasters, is actively investigating the murder of a third podcaster, while the vice president cosplays a fourth podcaster to host the show run by the third podcaster. The USA: brought to you by Squarespace, Betterhelp & Express VPN.

It's podcast turtles all the way down

Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...