Curtis

Oh lord, I should really be on here more.

14.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only if the twins are from different sets. Same set is just twins.

14.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being gender affirming to my dolls by mansplaining everything they say

10.05.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CMAT is singing for the lil gay boys who dressed in their mum’s nighty and pretended to be a glamorous model

09.05.2025 12:29 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

*wakes up and turns to my four wheeled Reliant*
Good morning Kitten :3

01.02.2025 07:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As far as I know there’s only around 15 Tesla approved bodyshops. White is a very popular colour for them and believe me, you’d be hard pressed to find one which isn’t several different shades of off-white, nevermind the panel fitment.

22.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I deal with dozens of Tesla’s each week. The build quality & the way they’re treated as company cars is shocking, and I’d never suggest getting one. Musk’s involvement is just the cherry on top.

22.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The B-52's read your divorce settlement. Kate and Cindy sing "garnished wages, garnished wages." Fred, with a tamourine says "limited visitation on weekends and holidays." The man whose divorce settlement is being read asks "why did you start doing this?" Kate and Cindy sing "there's a surprising amount of demand for it."

20.01.2025 16:44 — 👍 4362    🔁 417    💬 43    📌 10

With all the grace of a 14 year old that turned their profile picture black after getting broken up with their LDR

20.01.2025 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So…how green is the grass here folks?

03.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0