🏳️‍🌈 A Hazy Shade of Spencer @overstatedpathos

At least they founded universities and museums

12.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I could, I'd give you all butt hugs

12.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We saw you across the bar and now we're going to run you down in coordinating workout ensembles

11.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Revit? Rhino?

11.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And they're not being disrespectful—as a North Dakotan, I can confirm that fugly horse mouth skank is a gender option that the South Dakota DOT offers on licenses, implemented to accommodate Ms Noem

11.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have an innate sort of talent for it.
My foot will take every opportunity to jump in my mouth.

11.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just think your crevices and pointy parts and everything connecting them are neat

11.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who is fabulous man in opera gloves?

11.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I ❤️ Tasting History

11.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If you are struggling to control your IBS symptoms…RUN DOWN TO TOYOTATHON!”

10.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is the second act of Evita

11.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget to ask about tickets to the Policemen's Ball. That always makes a good impression.

11.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OMFG, YOU'RE DELLA REESE?

11.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could Google this, but asking a fan is more fun: what's the difference between ice dancing and figure skating?
They don't have skaters perform literal figures anymore, correct?

11.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Telly Sevalas is my new imaginary boyfriend

11.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man wearing a white shirt and a hat says hola ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a hat says hola

[lowers hand]
Hello, thank you.
As the Awful American™ on the panel, I was curious, does Mr Bunny go by Bad Bunny when speaking Spanish?

Is his stage name Conejito Malo (Google Translate's suggestion) and the press/marketing translates it as a matter of course for the US market?

11.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(there are times that going to the dentist is arguably better than dating but that's an entirely different topic.)

10.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#BOTD February 9th. I was today-yrs-old when I learned that 4 favorites of mine: Carole King, John Williams, Mia Farrow & Batman, all shared a birthday!!!! 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ 👍 👍 👍 👍

#HappiestOfBirthdaysToThemALL

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