@chriscesq

Give it a real food court

Rhode Island has two senators who knew

Trump in hour six of his prayer breakfast address is rambling about Adlai Stevenson's 1952 campaign

Kamala Harris announcing Headquarters

I'm sure this will be fine and it's good that people are trying things but the sequence of words "Gen Z led progressive content hub" is quite cursed

the people who got mad about Cracker Barrel have a new assault on their childhood to whine about

better than OJ was frozen concentrate grape juice (aka bug juice), which you could put in the blender and get this amazing froth, like a grape juice cappuccino

they don't even want the bail out they get every 2-3 years

Announcement at prayer breakfast:

If ya'll'll get your bibles out and turn to Exodus 20:3, we have discovered a typo in the translation. Where it says "thou shall have no other gods before me," please cross out "no other gods" and write in "one other god."

ok this is hilarious

Trump at the Prayer Breakfast: "I reject god in all forms. God does not exist, religion is a sham. Solace can only be found in the arms of Satan, our dark lord and master, prince of evil and despair."

Audience, enthusiastically applauding with tears in their eyes: "finally a president of faith."

“I’m the last one that wants to complain” is fucking priceless coming from the guy who doesn’t just complain about having lost states in 2020 but also about everything from protesters to remarks by legislators or entertainers to media coverage to polls to judicial rulings to SNL portrayals.

Guessing "unusual" circumstances will include "my ex-wife is suing for back child support" or "someone made fun of my cybertruck"

Dems need to abandon the idea, fed to them by certain commentators, that Trump's 2024 win represented a durable cultural shift against immigration. It's blinding them to the possibilities of this moment.

Check out this exchange with @brianbeutler.bsky.social:

newrepublic.com/article/2061...

In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires.

I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.

goddamnit

CNN needs some remedial training on object permanence. Where does Trump go when I close my eyes?!

this man is going to be the world’s first trillionaire and even most of the too online sickos on this website are significantly happier than he is

amazing

also did they not poll Pritzker, for whom I would vote

I would vote for two of these

boy I can't wait for these visionary leaders to take over the house and/or senate

it is nice when politicians actually face consequences for their bad or cynical votes

cc: @philforcolorado.bsky.social

Headlessness not Forgiveness

I would buy a gross of these

Picture of a ‘union logo’; a circle with a stylized graphic of a guillotine in the middle surrounded by the words, ‘INTERNATIONAL UNION OF GUILLOTINE OPERATORS’ (Design A)

Picture of a ‘union logo’; a circle with a stylized graphic of a guillotine in the middle surrounded by the words, ‘INTERNATIONAL UNION OF GUILLOTINE OPERATORS’ (Design B)

was just thinking it might be time for another run of stickers

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

The Future of Media is a $250 million national newspaper devoted solely to the debate over cooking at home vs delivery.