shan 👹

since i deleted tiktok i've been tearing through books, i feel like i'm 8 years old again (in a good way)

Giant crochet worm

Me every Sunday:

“you’re so funny!” thanks i dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks

happy new taylor swift football game outfit day to all who celebrate

tate mcrae is absolutely EATING with these singles, i'm so excited for the album

Character Irv from the TV show severance in an office cubicle with black goo. Text reads: Me at work when, me at work when the goo

manifesting charli performing spring breakers at the grammys

anyway i'm very grateful i became employed again recently because dealing with unemployment plus all of *gestures* this would probably break me

Take back your attention.

I knew all this was going to happen. But nothing can really prepare you for what it feels like when the moment actually arrives. This is why we need each other and our communities. I plan to turn to them a lot in the coming years.

Warm lines don’t call the police. Call Blackline 800-604-5841, Trans Lifeline 877-565-8860 US 877-330-6366 Canada, Wildflower Alliance Peer Support Line 888-407-4515, StrongHearts Native Helpline 844-762-8483, Thrive Lifeline 313-662-8209, LGBT National Help Center 888-843-4564

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credit ig: @/inclusivetherapists

anyway i'm actually gonna get off my phone because i'm technically at work and also beginning to spiral ok bye!

ok well cartoon villains have taken over all other social media so i guess i'm back again

actually very relieved that was a psych out as far as folklore and rep merch goes because i am simply too poor for it rn

at this point my clown nose is attached to my face with super glue

idk if that's old merch they accidentally restocked or new merch they accidentally put up but my clown shoes are firmly laced

excuse me

HELLO????

i think maybe someone fucked up and uploaded items they werent supposed to because now eeeverything is being removed lmao

HELP

yo what the hell is happening on the merch shop rn

real

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

being bummed that taylor didn’t get #1 is not a good reason to sit here and discredit beyoncé all day pls grow up i beg

if you're gonna make a snarky comment about beyonce being number one over taylor on that arbitrary billboard list, just go ahead and unfollow me

I will be attending the last night of taycouver!!!!! (via grainy livestream)

is anyone else having to deal with family wanting to plan stuff on the evenings of the 6th, 7th, and 8th? like yall have the whole month, i'm busy

breaking news my tummy hurts

original navy my beloved