Aux from Utah

bluesky sucks dick now im leaving

cool day to be from Utah today

what happened to bluesky its so lame now. i only see naked buff men and depressing news and ai gen on the skyline :(

why are people eating honey so much? it’s ground up bees… its bee guts…….. How Bee Movie Lies To You

i thought you were tony zaret for a moment…

Also can i just mention how insane it is that they included Shrek 5 Daughter like. she’s only been in a trailer and everyone fucking hated her

Big day for Zendaya is Meechee fans

rev up those fryers

idk man im just on the feed that has every post with the word bean in it i didnt know what a graphic bean would be…

I did not expect to see this when opening BeanSky…

why are people calling amazing digital circus ‘circusslop’ now… i happen to like the curcus with funny orange peanut treats and clowns that go honkyhonk

this is a post exclusive for Japanese… hello japanese… i smile

I want to become a lego figure. my hands have become c-shapes oh no. my legs… rectangular?? noooooo wait but… o mah gah i can change my hair whilly nilly?? yusss!!!

ok guys this is getting a little too close to 10 likes

10 likes and i do a backflip, 12 likes and i make strawberry filled donut

Indiana Jones and his big circles

rainbow dash what is your favorite goomba variant

a video game screen that says epic win and pac man ALT: a video game screen that says epic win and pac man

just ate a delicious chicken and cheese and rice wrap NOT A BURRITO I DONT HAVE BEANS…………

bowser you are cool, do you also hate nature cat as much as me

i like to clap my feet like diddy kong smash brothers au

i hope JK Rowling has horrible constipation every day forever

guys i got these elf ear things in the mail… i will become santas helper in christmas time…….,,

guys i think i might be awesome… i just ate another half bag of carrot

tom hanks for prez

i think they are made out of carrot’s babies

just ate half a bag of carrots AMA

toyota forklift costume

cant stop thinking about toyota forklift man… miss u buddy. subscribe for more aux facts

im in salt lake city like this ritz cracker is in my mouth

hi hank i have a question. do you have a chocolate bar in your pocket or did you poop yourself….

hey guys, i am sorry for the recent influx of “hawk tuah” jokes on this account, my evil dog stole my phone over the weekend