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shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

respect truth in advertising

Some days start with rolling panic attacks and end with rubbing cortisol cream over your stress induced hives, but what matters is looking great and quaffing champagne in the in-between hours. <3

My purse may be Moschino. My shoes may be Prada.

But my last real relationship ended when I found out they were cheating when I caught them behind the livestock barns at the county fair.

Yee-haw

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

The worst part about hearing how an abuser can be kind and helpful to so many others is realizing that they had that capacity within them. They chose to be cruel and violent to you.

Healing is knowing that they are still an abuser and your truth is valid regardless of the face they show others.

Democratic leaders in America: THIS is how you should communicate. Take notes.

All the more reason to never eat at McDonalds again. Apparently, they employ dirty rats.

I dunno, it fits the idea that even the most average frat bro dude is one piece of bad luck from being Destroyed By Our System to the point of radicalization

THIS is my Sentiment

Who among us has *not* behaved "suspiciously" at a McDonald's?

my favorite low-stakes conspiracy theory slash RPF headcanon is the idea that Billy Joel is unable to tell when things are gay

like an obviously gay man told him “lol guess I never had time for a wife!” and Billy nodded somberly like “got it” and just wrote it down verbatim

Probably the worst part of a new social media is having to monitor if my abusive POS ex has migrated over her yet.

Current hero