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@hyperyon.bsky.social

Sentient pretzel. MUFC. RSLTID. No gods, no masters.

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a mid-90s Audi s8 in forest green could fix me

10.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always β€˜Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8251    πŸ” 2231    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 31
Leon from Blade Runner looking slightly off screen with unnaturally wide eyes

Leon from Blade Runner looking slightly off screen with unnaturally wide eyes

this is what I look like when I'm checking my email on another screen while I'm on a video call for work

26.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

me in Arc Raiders

12.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[HOONIGAN] Gymkhana 2025: Aussie Shred β€” Travis Pastrana Does the IMPOSSIBLE in a Subaru Brat
YouTube video by Hoonigan [HOONIGAN] Gymkhana 2025: Aussie Shred β€” Travis Pastrana Does the IMPOSSIBLE in a Subaru Brat

Move over Family Huckster, the Brataroo is the new coolest Subie. This is now my dream car.

09.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words

26.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

06.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4779    πŸ” 2202    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 112

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

28.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11919    πŸ” 2705    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 62

β€œwhat radicalized you” idk paying attention

29.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12891    πŸ” 4206    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 122

Go Sonics!

Oh, uh, er…

21.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”± Maybe next year…

21.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with water on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with water on his face .

United beat Liverpool and the Mariners have a chance to win the pennant later?

19.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mariners should kill and eat Humpy to prove they’re serious about winning

17.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time " ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "

Mariners pls.

17.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Go M’s!!! That’s two! πŸ”±πŸ”±

14.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

25.09.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8564    πŸ” 2582    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 55
The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition
YouTube video by Secret Base The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

Now's as good a time as any to jump on the Mariner's bandwagon! Yes this is 4 hours long. Yes it's absolutely worth watching every second. Go M's!

youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

25.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this made me laugh so much

09.07.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9415    πŸ” 1960    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 193

The state of Utah owns all of its liquor stores because of its communist ideals

25.06.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The new Mario Kart vibes videos have begun

16.06.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8
Quigley, a tri colored basset hound, sitting on a leather chair. He has a jaunty bowtie.

Quigley, a tri colored basset hound, sitting on a leather chair. He has a jaunty bowtie.

How do you do I
see you've met my
faithful handyman.

06.06.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 834    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

UTFR!!!

21.05.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PaymoneyWubby - Mike Lee Watch PaymoneyWubby's clip titled

Fuck Mike Lee!

www.twitch.tv/paymoneywubb...

15.05.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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