Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore

I wish I had been older when they decided Pluto was no longer a planet because I would have written the sickest orbituary for it.

Who is that?

I had very low expectations… but the “remigration” stuff is just a level of propaganda I hadn’t imagined

🤗 someday you will make it out here or we will make it out there! One is more likely than the other lol

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Are you calling me a bellyfish?

Combined with the other elections results we’ve had since Nov ‘24, I’d expect to a lot more R House members to announce they’re not running for reelection in 2026.

If every 2024 House race shifted by the same margin as Aftyn Behn did tonight in Tennessee’s 7th district (12.56 points at time of writing this), Democrats would have won 31 more House seats, giving them a 243-192 majority.

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You can’t convince me that DJs aren’t a little salty that “spinsters” was taken already.

It’s so good 😊

Next time I go to Costco I hope to get a completely oversized tort from their bakery, damages in bulk, an absurdly box of oversized writs crackers, some delicious samples from the exhibits, and a wholesale injunction against these tariffs.

In my experience porpoise puns are always great, but I have no scholarly cetaceans to prove it.

So many good ones

I named my fists R2-D2 and C-3PO, because these are not the hands you’re looking for, and if you’re smart you’ll go about your business and move along

I’m just an independent bookstore, standing in front of a calendar, asking it how the f@$k is it December already!?

This is a question for Douglas Adams I think 😂

Right this very moment, our tax 💵 are paying for some little dipshits in the White House to type out as many racist, blasphemous prompts as they can into the free version of ChatGPT to create their awful social media propaganda and I just hate this timeline.

I amspoke

Am I a little mad that the past tense of ‘belittle’ isn’t ‘waslittle’?

I don’t want to say because I’m afraid you willlittle me.

SO HEY IT'S SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY

Could I perhaps take a moment of your time to tell you about a couple of great little bookstores? I got to visit all of theme recently while doing my up-and-down the coast signing tour and they're all pretty fantastic.

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Let's start here in San Diego with @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social
Like the name says, they're a sci-fi/ mystery/ fantasy/ horror shop with a fantastic selection and a wonderful staff. They also get SO many visiting authors so they have lots of signed books (and they ship pretty much anywhere)

Me: “I just don’t understand why no one likes my main character.”

Her: “Which one?”

Me: “The fungus covered one with the ashen complexion and a disdain for spit-roasted meats.”

Her: “Please don’t say it…”

Me: “Everyone LOVES a Morelly Grey Anti-Gyro.”

In San Diego, you can order from or visit @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social for several signed books by me. See what's in stock: mystgalaxy.com/search?q=Jen...

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It’s truly staggering the racism coming out of the DHS.

These m@ster-r@ce-dipwads think they’re so superior yet their “culture” is so fragile it can’t withstand anything but whitewashed homogeneity.

Until further notice, it will be referred to as the Department of Homeland Insecurity.

*walks into work wearing a tux*

“How come no one else dressed up for Black Tie-Day?”

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- an invite to our New Year’s Day sale!
- all-day online preorder happy hour with 10% off any preordered titles!

I’ve hit my limit for exclamation marks in one post, but we’re excited to see you tomorrow.