Steve Conlin

"but sir, it's been over 2 weeks since you named anything after her majesty' s unbroken hymen... "

"it's definitely not India, captain, but it certainly looks more like the east of India than the east of England, haha"
'more like the east of inDEEZ haha hahahha'
"hahahahaha"
'that's its name now'

I are almond.

I have no idea what the context is, but this little kid screaming 'boom shakalaka' at the top of his lungs in the supermarket has my full support.

Train companies throttling mobile data to force people onto their WiFi is reason enough to send in the army and nationalise them at gunpoint.

You know you've done a good job at karaoke when people ask you if you've heard the song before.

Join to watch a lovely interview with the mighty @stevpendous.bsky.social on Sunday evening! If you’re looking at the picture thinking I recognise that human.. perhaps you’ve recognised his alter ego James Workshop! 🤩⭐️🤩💫🌟

New favourite mug. Thanks @miramanga.bsky.social

My guy, my buddy, my friend

Funny, I had the same thought, but for me it was the muscular thighs.

Art. Pain. Life.

With everything that's gone on recently, I've been thinking a lot about this guy. He brought people together by giving his whole self to his performance. RIP big man. We're standing on your shoulders.

youtu.be/3bYRCTS7eBU?...

Not sure that adds up.

Finally stepped back into a wrestling ring and it's like I've never done cardio in my life.

I'm a bit behind on all this political stuff. Did we ever end the tyranny of the Papacy?