@shinymaldoror.bsky.social
lvl 51 autist. shiny pokemon hunter. obsessive compulsive
the color of infinity inside an empty glass
12.04.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me IRL
01.04.2025 21:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"This Jesus Must Die" from JCSS but about Bernie Sanders.
28.03.2025 04:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looks like he's running thru a 1.5 of banker's club/day
14.02.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gotdamn, the bots are rapid today lol
10.02.2025 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good luck on those final 20! i finished recently with null and regieleki. your site was an absolute necessity for finding the best possible hunts for my targets. i started my journey with a random golbat on SS and have been hunting ever since lol.
10.02.2025 17:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Parent teacher conference 1982:
Teacher: Mr, Mrs ****, we think your child may be autistic.
My parents: but why (dramatically)
Teacher: they said Zoot is their favorite Muppet.
if it helps, both y'all made some of my favorite comics of the last year. funds ran low, so i had to stop for a while, but it was both your books that i wanted to keep buying.
31.01.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a few months later, which happened to be on my birthday.
she makes a big deal at our group lunch about my bday, which my autistic ass did NOT want lol
and gives me a gift.
it's a t-shirt that says "beam me up scotty, there's no intelligent life down here" lol
it was also bright fucking yellow.
when i was in 8th grade (1987), one of my teachers took exception to my "in god we trust inc." dead kennedys shirt.
she told me to never wear it to her class again.
I learned how to do laundry that night. and the next night, and the night after.
fast forward to our trip to wash. dc.
Shiny basculin, now basculegion.
There are no more species to hunt. I need a few forms, but they can wait.
i spent my xmas trying to convince my brother (30 yrs in IT) why using AI to generate a pikachu meme to send to his employees was theft. even he agreed with me that the shooting was valid and more may be necessary.
28.12.2024 00:11 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIP Rickey, Eileen (I told you how to spot the fakes lol), and Barry (the store owner). 1992 was a long time ago lol
21.12.2024 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0spent twenty minutes convincing my kid that Rickey was one of the all time greats, including a full viewing of @foolishbb.bsky.social 's video.
i'll never forget having to break it to my co-worker that she bought to fake 80 Hendersons and put them out for sale.
Every 50 year old white dude knows 100% of the words to "Nuthin' but a 'g' thang" but only sings along with 98%
21.12.2024 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they can keep pretending that it was the "old mods" or whatever, but this is the legacy
21.12.2024 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why am i not shocked that smogon has banned tera? god forbid you don't identify with your assigned typing.
i mean, they legit had a swastika on their logo and used the German name for the "poison gas pokemon".
i'm kind of done with comp mons tbh
my favorite xmas song, courtesy of the butthole surfers
youtu.be/2uZGZwuuugM?...
congrats! i know we barely know each other (only draft league stuff lol), but you're an icon in my opinion
21.12.2024 15:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shiny poipole
Only 3ds hunt left is a 2nd Null (evolved my 1st one)
So close to finishing
what's your favorite bear? mine is the asian black bear or sloth bear (closely related).
16.12.2024 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0as a child of the late 70s who discovered two early fetishes from those shows (no further questions), i'm down lol
14.12.2024 22:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0point is, i can relate lol
13.12.2024 05:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i had a very long conversation with aetna earlier this year regarding the "doctor" who reviewed my chart and decided surgery was not an option. they got real defensive when i accused them of using AI. i then lost my job and went on my wife's insurance and the ride begins again. whee
13.12.2024 05:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0turn on your heart light - neil diamond
12.12.2024 23:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did you just get mansplained about rent by a bot with a sunglasses profile pic lol
12.12.2024 20:41 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A comic. Bex is staring into space with a blank and tired expression. The text reads, "There are so many things I need to do right now. Why am I not doing any of them?! I'm making everything harder for myself in the long run... ...please just do SOMETHING!" as the text gets more frantic, a glitch effect spreads over Bex, increasing with her desperation.
Please Just Do Something
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