Brett Ellefson

Jeff Bezos buying James Bond, buying the broccoli family out, just so his rebound wife can be fucked by James Bond on camera is the most divorced anyone has ever been

I can always tell which videos of animals are AI because the sacred light within me fails to stir in awe, it's like a reverse of the blood test from The Thing

Zartan St. Hubbins on Bass.

Blinded by the lights, the Dreadnoks bring it home.

Sometimes I see something so ridiculous i have to have it. Then I add on to it to heighten it to preposterous levels. The Cold Slither set had me as soon as it was announced.

Thank you!

Bigfeets Yokai

What it is what's up:

A BloodSkull curse!

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John Cena

My face when I get a whiff of my rain gear.

Tim Curry

I miss FMV in games.

Jude Law in A.I., about to get you off.

Sodom was one of my mains in SF Alpha 3. Love that goofball.

That roman skirt boner joke still lands.

Hideo Kojima presents Madden 27

i wrote a novella

it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism

it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art

The tiniest sixer

Shrinkflation is out of control.

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On our animated YouTube podcast this week, @brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social , and @startthemachine.bsky.social will still be talking about 90's cyber crime mysteries that involve Penn Jillette, but they'll be doing it as black eyed cartoons, so it's spookier. youtu.be/kcg8mzLzf2Y

I am pumped for your take. I love Bison. I love painting him. Getting his hat symmetrical is one of my art blocks.

Ace

Has anyone ever looked better than Lance in the Quick and the Dead?

I dig that color palette!

Earth Taco Bell doesn't have employees with three boobies, though.

Freedom Rock hippie

Well, turn it up, Man!

Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts

Can’t believe JNCO is doing a “Kevin Smith has great jeans” ad campaign

Frogman

Two exceptionally ugly men formerly covered in make-up.

Me looking at the burrito in the microwave:

The current face does not scream "Oyaaaajiiiiii".

i haven't focused on it much as have been busy elsewhere but my 11x14" Pswaps are always available here! artofrustyshackles.blogspot.com/p/pswaps.html

I'm too busy being one of the ugly ones that live in the sewer to get noticed by any humans.

That's a Jimmy Saville approved rule.