Andie

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

The Barque of Charon, 1919 - oil on linen. — José Benlliure a bearded figure propels a boat full of souls through a mire of heaving bodies

ferrying souls off Twitter

The artwork might look familiar, because it was the image featured in Jaws, in the scene where Ellen Brody was perusing a book on sharks. She saw the picture and shouted at her son “Michael! Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! Now!” as he sat in his new birthday boat.

Fifteen years later, the story was described in a National Geographic issue, where artist Paul Calle was commissioned to paint the scene of disaster.

Seventy years ago today, a great white shark attacked and sank a lobster dory off Fourchu, Cape Breton. One man drowned and the other survived, clinging to a piece of the boat until he was rescued by another vessel. Teeth extracted from the hull confirmed the shark species.

Yipeeee!

It expired 2 weeks ago and I don’t understand l how it’s even still in my fridge. I’m sorry but if I have to gag I will make everyone gag with me.

When bay people tell me fish frying tips, I TAKE NOTES. Glad you enjoyed!

This is a fried fish account now. Salt and vinegar Miss Vickie’s coated on these fillets, and pan fried.

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

Before and after

I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons

submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency

russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency

Me, switching from deep sea submersible technology to russian military politics

This is the dog in me

I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

putting my logitech controller in turbo mode in a sign of solidarity

This place is like circa 2010 twitter. Nobody talk about Bluesky *over there* or the boomers will find us and ruin it.

I raise you this headline

honestly, this is a serve

You're going in the submarine, Elon