Gord Jorkins

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

I follow many a sex worker. Some of them are even queer! I think it’s because I value them as people and we can co exist in the same spaces!

I remember there being some allegations that he bought a bar and every night was allegedly “underage girls night”

Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith charged with sexual assault in Halifax Assault is alleged to have occurred in December, 2017, but documents do not include additional details of the allegations

Rumours have swirled for years and when it to comes to sexual violence, one person's rumour is another person's whispered warning.

That’s right you too can rise from being the mayor of ‘who the fuck cares Indiana?’ and then parlay your McKinsey training to become the highest ranking ratfucker in the Democratic Party.

The holo-cum just dissipates as soon as you end the program.

Why do you think Quark hides the holosuites upstairs, in a dark hallway?

The holodeck: Classy. Whimsical. Where you go after work to unwind with your colleagues.

The holosuite: Lurid. Borderline illegal. No one can see me enter or leave the sex machine.

Is Rod still a ward of the Hungarian state? Didn’t he lose his billionaire patronage and have to couch surf in Budapest?

We caught up with Jeremy Piven outside a Subway and you’ll never guess his thoughts on the filibuster.

I’ve been advocating for the trial format to be “the show trails from ‘The Dark Knight Rises’” Death or exile.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I hate this old piece of shit.

Candy crush playing bitches.

There’s more than 30,000 cops on the force, lol. It’s a fucking rounding error.

2 Thing, 2 Thingy.

Rest in piss you old piece of shit. You would have loved posting on Twitter.

If you care about journalism and press freedom, read this thread from Luke.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

Podcast episodes from Sources and Sandy and Nora have been the most helpful in dissecting the budget. Highly recommend.

Post by Tim Russ: "Republicans are so upset you'd think NYC elected a serial rapist with 91 felonies who incited an insurrection or something !"

Mr Tuvok, shots fired!

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

They're cowards for not going with a Sub Rosa set first.

Will there ever be a time when "a leftist" gets to exert any democratic autonomy? When is it our turn?

Ok Will, you got us. We all got together in late 2023 and decided to specifically target you in this campaign where we all bully you over affordability. We can actually all afford groceries and we never keep the receipts. It's all over buddy. You can step off the ledge pal.

pro: you don't get content like this on Bluesky

con: you don't get content like this on Bluesky

modified NYTimes heading: Opinion interesting times Should Men Be Allowed To Drag Their Itchy Buttholes Across The Carpet Of Society? A viewpoint just as valid as the tripe this paper constantly platforms via conservative dullards. Nov. 6, 2025

PP hasn't had a carb since 2023, its soo sad.

The wins keep coming this week.