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Stefan Bauschmid

@stef202.bsky.social

25+ year πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή expat in WDC πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ. Make Studio Baltimore / Dischord Records

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Said β€œbirthright citizen” had me at referencing language (and its historical trajectory in the US) alone. β€œSprichst du Deutsch, du Wichser?”

15.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...maybe add to that some self-hatred over his father having been a Klansman, who knows. And so here's another "conservative" American with a boner for the guy who made Hungary Europe's worst-performing country by many metrics.

13.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fully committed to remaining an untalented/unemployable nebbish for the rest of his previously accidental career.

09.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is the quintessential congressional mouthbreather and probably sucked at plumbing, too.

03.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to show my passport no less than 5 times at the Munich airport prior to departing to the US.
Trivial.

After being separated from my US citizen spouse in Global Entry, fingerprinted and asked for Green Card, a non-white/non-male immigration officer finished with β€œWelcome back”.
Not trivial.

08.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I 100% agree with this assessment!

28.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cotton remains my favorite "Southern-Ivy-League-Educated-Political-Dimwit" pet peeve. Tens of people will be devastated once he disappears.

21.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ezra Klein is really out here making it seem like whiteness is some intellectually crippling shit.

11.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3628    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 31

Having lived/worked in the US for almost as long as her (although not a single day with questionable immigration status), I believe my grasp of the English language and its pronunciation is, uhm, a little more advanced than this.
I might have also come up with a better speech (writer).

04.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If stupidity/ignorance, even if performative, gave someone velocity, Maria Bartiromo, after asking this question, would have had to pump the brakes going uphill.

02.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably was a TERRIBLE plumber, and definitely is an All-American idiot who will surely die an All-American idiot, perpetually incapable of reflecting, evolving, learning or listening.

16.08.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found his fictional demise in β€œDeutschland 83”, after the Maison de France bombing, mildly amusing.

04.08.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved that my Desert Storm veteran neighbor Mitchel took his Harley out today, blasted Go-go on the system and honked at me riding by as I mowed the lawn.

26.05.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smallest in front, biggest in back.

23.05.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody knows if/when the world will come to its senses again, but I'd be very much into the idea of doing a trip from Nome, AK to Chukotka, RU, setting my watch 20 hours ahead after a short-ish flight, and not experiencing any touristy bullshit in the process.

23.05.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good to know that supporting and advancing artists with disabilities doesn’t reflect β€œthe nation's rich artistic heritage and creativity as prioritized by the President”.

14.05.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then, in 2007, I met my future spouse, who told me she once was hired to play cello for a New Yearβ€˜s Eve party at Mar-a-Lago, with trophy wives, Vegas show girls and the Grand Poobah ordering his new bride Melania to β€œget up and show what I done to ya” (she was preggers with Barron).

12.05.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then came the Apprentice, which I donβ€˜t think I ever watched a full episode of.

12.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an experience when you encounter somebody who is incapable of ever feeling any embarrassment, but really should 90% of the time.

05.05.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s certainly a way.

03.05.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, a coddled guy in pastels, willing idiotic right wing art references into existence. Made me kinda remember some 90s German music writers and their splits between indie rock and philosophy, although they were much more charming and entertaining.

01.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a waste of an N-3B Parka.

29.03.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My recent 53rd birthday has almost exactly halved my life between EU (AUT) and the US.
And before I draw my last breath, I hope that they will grow to be close and even better allies again under the guidance of future US leaders.

29.03.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendee’s baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.

Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendee’s baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.

Timeline cleanse 🌞

24.03.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 111499    πŸ” 10065    πŸ’¬ 1901    πŸ“Œ 492
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It was always clear Djokovic is a jerkwad with a messianic victim complex, the other one doesn’t know that testosterone is a steroid.

23.03.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched this while spending a week with family across the ocean. Among a few things, the tear she reportedly shed at the end of Barry O.'s farewell visit especially did it for me.

20.03.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went all the way from DC to Upper Austria to help with some school walk chaperoning.

14.03.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A second one for good measure. My regular one is presumably arriving a day too late, so the official at the consular office and I laughed about it.
Public service makes a difference in peopleβ€˜s lives, and I have deep respect for the folks doing it across the Atlantic.

10.03.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Word.

10.03.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"However you define 'woke,' anti-woke means being a cunt who wants to indulge bigots." --Steve Albini.

It's really not that hard to [continue to] be fair and decent to others on a personal level.

10.03.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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