Mike Bloom @michaelbloom - Bluesky Profile

sherman, for the love of god!

10.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 5197 🔁 1634 💬 109 📌 406

"I wish I had said" sums up the current leadership

10.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 92 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is standing in front of a window and says `` this is how we do it '' . Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is standing in front of a window and says `` this is how we do it '' .

09.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drag his ass caller

09.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"we will roll out our plan in two weeks"

09.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 70 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Spoiler alert: they don't give Nobel prizes to pedophiles

09.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 112 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

"Godot never showed up."

09.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He would fail a basic civics quiz.

09.10.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wtf is "American Aura" and how can I be sure to avoid it

09.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn't want to release the Epstein files

08.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Damn that's crazy, where are the Epstein files

08.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

These ivory tower shitheels will be the death of us all

08.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' . Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .

08.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's why Miller stopped so suddenly after he said it publicly. He knew that is just behind closed doors talk

08.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 153 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0

Who has the majority in Congress again you sanctimonious asshole?

08.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a scumbag

08.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. Do that. Go.

08.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not your job to round up people you don't like.

08.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get paid in Sorosbucks®

08.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️

08.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.

08.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 3943 🔁 1307 💬 72 📌 17

How's that shoe leather taste, Kash?

08.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...

08.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 14323 🔁 5172 💬 284 📌 357

really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield

08.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 16934 🔁 2763 💬 619 📌 199

I am now convinced the whole Adams administration is a Nathan Fielder bit.

07.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Every Uggi picture is better than the last!

07.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking to another man on an airplane . Alt: Al Pacino saying the great ass line in heat the movie

He's got great plans!

07.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Martin Short is the I know that guy

This is the kind of deflection you would see from a extremely guilty defendant on the witness stand.

07.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97

I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.

07.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 8560 🔁 1100 💬 156 📌 88

They beat cops, built a gallows but sure some guy in a frog costume is an insurrectionist

07.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 104 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

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