Asked my Gen Z intern to edit this for me 🤦🏼♂️
25.04.2025 17:06 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Barbara Broccoli who’s next Cathleen Carrots gimme a break
03.03.2025 01:32 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jon Hamm girlfriend don’t know any of the songs at the SNL concert
16.02.2025 04:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How many more years left on Will Smith’s Oscar ban?
15.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
By this time next year Taylor and Travis will be kapoot. I’ll bet everything I have.
10.02.2025 04:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Colin Jost majored in tricking the hottest woman on earth to think he’s cool at Harvard.
07.02.2025 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t think I’ve gotten a new non-porn bot follower on any platform in probably two years? Loving it!!
01.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
I don't care if their official name is the "Commanders” or what the consequences are for using their old name.
I will ALWAYS call them the Washington Football Team.
26.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The names of the actors and their character names that pop up when you pause the movie on @amazonprime.bsky.social sometimes be having spoilers in them! Twists revealed too early!! Fix it Bezo or I’ll play da bongos on ur fat bald head!!!
25.01.2025 06:30 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does anyone know what Justin Baldoni is up to?
29.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m not gonna have one of those kids that gets all excited about getting like a jar of mayonnaise for Christmas or some bullshit like that. Nope!
29.12.2024 02:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Comedian/actor/writer. Seen on “Brooklyn 99”, “Parks and Rec”. (he/him). Co-host of “The Capespace” coming soon!
This *is* my backup plan; I wanted to be a horse.
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actor comedian - Pluribus on 🍎 Interior Chinatown on Hulu, You’re The Worst, & Drunk History / host of Walkin’ About pod
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Award-Winning writer and filmmaker crafting comedy that is "Impossibly balanced between endearing and horrifying" and horror that is "super-fun and funny" with "lots of laugh out loud moments."
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TV Writer: Kroll Show, New Girl, Other Cancelled Sitcoms
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