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Every year I go to a curry house called Yak & Yeti for my birthday. It’s less birthday and more a chance for the gang to meet up after new years, and I love it. I also get gifts, which is banging.

10.01.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just bought our world book day costumes off vinted. One daughter wanted to be Alice in wonderland. The other wanted to be an Oompa Loompa. Very different kids.

03.02.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike [to daughters]: do you know what a baby sheep is called?

Judy[with her stammer]: Ah…ah…ah…UGLY!!

Perfect timing and delivery. Absolute joker, this one.

21.09.2023 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen I grow up, I want to be a cat! Just a long cat.” - my kid (T)

21.09.2023 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how I’m supposed to just continue my normal life after the #ofmd teaser. Wedding cake toppers?!!! HE PAINTED THE BRIDE TO LOOK LIKE HIM???

31.08.2023 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Husband says that β€œGlee” is the one he thinks of. He married this mess, what can I say

13.08.2023 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 tv shoes to get to know me:

Buffy the vampire slayer
Gilmore girls
Frasier
Our flag means death
Good omens
What we do in the shadows
Parks and recreation
Bluey
Glee
Ted lasso

13.08.2023 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does every good film from my childhood that I’ve chosen to share with my daughters involve a dead mother. Why do filmmakers love killing mothers.

09.08.2023 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my almost-3-year-old twins is going through this months long β€œphase” where I have to go through some kind of 2-hour occult ritual every night in order to get her to sleep. Stories, songs, skin to skin contact, soft tickles on her arms/belly/back/face, handholding.

She will sleep for 4 hours.

06.08.2023 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was so prepared to love the Barbie movie, but I was still fizzing from the Good Omens S2 finale and it just didn’t have a chance. πŸͺ½

04.08.2023 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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