Craig Steele

performatively reading
(IKEA catalogue)

The more I learn about colours the less I understand them.

You’re laughing?
The Joker 2 press got so unhinged that Lady Gaga started laughing,
and you’re laughing?

I think my phone battery drains more at home than when I’m out or away.

Me: got any trips planned next year?
Peter: yes

In Barcelona I said one word in Spanish and was immediately clocked as being Scottish (by a fellow Scot). It’s just that powerful an accent.

“Amazon fulfilment” is an oxymoron.

Good morning from Barcelona. I’m here for the Mozilla Festival.

I’ve been a fan of @mozilla.org (and a Firefox 🦊 user) for about 20 years.

Since 2017, I’ve taken part in #MozFest where I get to hang out with technologists and creatives who support a healthy, open internet.

Licence to skill 😉

I forgot it was Guy Fawkes night. 🎆

Merry Christmas from Salford

Packing my stuff for a work trip, pleased to see it’s going to be significantly warmer in London and Manchester than Glasgow next week.

What is the scariest data type?
A Boooooo-lean 👻
#Halloween 🎃

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

I think this game a play on the film Entrapment (with the laser scene in a Scottish castle with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones) #celebritytraitors

If I was on the traitors I would simply banish the traitors.

Be careful out there.

Here’s a handy way to remember how to adjust your clocks. In Spring they “Spring forward” one hour and in Autumn they “Autumn back” an hour.

Two friends tried to follow me to work this morning.

The Jokerman typeface is 30 years old.

I’m in Berlin.

I like validating my ticket before I get on the underground. Very satisfying.

also it’s colder here than some places they tend to get built.

Lots of people have wanted to chat with me this week while I’ve been out and about. I must look friendly!

Despite today being the first day of the new rules changes, I still got a stamp in my passport. 😊

Having a sparkling water and paprika crisps on a double decker train. Yes, I’m in continental Europe.

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Putting a frozen samosa in the air fryer 👌

Whenever I next go to a Travelodge in the highlands, I too am going to refer to my room as “individual lodgings”. #celebritytraitors

I’m going for Celia and Alan as a power traitor couple.