Ali G

It's time for Superbowl ad executives to stop spending all their money on celeb appearances and start spending it on their creative/marketing teams again. Awful ads across the board this year

Like yes I know I could be more specific in my ask, but it was getting quite comical it couldn't crop / create a 680 x 240 image

Asked Google Gemini's AI to create an image I could use as a discord header...🫠

I need to know what happened in the Eagles locker room during halftime. Completely different offense during the 2nd half

Except this has now happened twice under the same head coach

If Stafford hit some of the throws he's missed (including the interception) this Rams - Eagles game would be like 28-0

The play calling today has been pretty much the same every drive this season, so losing Lane is a moot point tbh

Oh boy can't wait to spend all game watching the philadelphia eagles run my fave plays again!!!

- saquon up the middle for no gain
- throw to saquon behind the sticks for a loss
- pass play where no one is open
- punt

xREPEAT

Literally insane they've been allowed to do this for so long

Yeah it's so dumb 🤬

Why are concert tickets so hard to buy these days 😭😭. In the trenches trying to get Ariana Grande tickets this morning and losing badly

I'm in California for the next week+ and I completely forgot my sunglasses. SMH amateur move

I missed the news that Miley was doing one concert in NY because I was trying to be good and stay off social media yesterday 😩.

All the tickets resales are already like $500 plus each 🫠🫠

Just went on Amazon for the first time in a while and the dry shampoo I normally buy is now $30 💀💀💀.... $30 for dry shampoo but tariffs are not a tax on the American consumer 🫠

My to watch sheet!!

Still struck out less than the Phillies in game 1

Peak Phillies batting. They either hit a homerun or strikeout. Nothing in between

Infuriating watching another season start where Wheeler gets 0 support from Phillies batters

When Life Gives You Tangerines is the magnum opus of kdramas. I can't believe it's over next week 😭😭😭

There needs to be separate sections at the airport for people who know what they're doing and people who don't ⌚

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

Is there an easy way to mass unsubscribe to sales / promo emails? I just deleted 60k+ emails from my gmail Promotions folder 🤮

Currently watching shows

Watchlist shows

I have a million things to do today, but my ADHD took over and instead I spent way to much time time creating a spreadsheet to track my TV Show watchlist 📺

Would ask for KDrama / CDrama / US Drama, etc. recs... but I think I already have a problem...😅

This is about yesterday but it honestly could be about any day they've been in office 🫠

Love landing back in the US after spending a month abroad and one of the first things I see is Trump and Vance being absolute asshats and embarrassing America on an international level (again) 😩😩

Why am I so much better at parallel packing in New Zealand than in the US??? Is there something about sitting on the opposite side of the car that unlocks my super powers??

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

The eagles defense is so good. Like I'm embarrassed for the chiefs offense right now. Can an entire defense win MVP??? That's my vote

Patrick mahomes about to call the police to try and turn this game around 🚨🚨🚨

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. BIRTHDAY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII