Dali's naughty mind

Lala commission for @goosito.bsky.social

Mhm mhm! 😤
So anyways, where did I put it...
Ah, here! 📢
✨Totofu, you are yummylicious! ✨

She is yummylicious and everyone should know it, enough to make tears fall from your eyes 🤤

indeed!

Short hair frieren

A cream filled pastry 😉

Still asleep after all that...
pussy so good it also puts you in a coma

THE SPIRIT OF BREEDING COMPELLS YOU!!! (pls <3 )

GOALS! <3

Funny how this could've been our first collab, back when Kahla was just an adorable recurring pest in my comments. Couldn't get the pose to work back then, so the request never happened.

ft. @whiteiciclex.bsky.social

"𝘒𝑒𝘦𝑝 𝑖𝘵 𝘵𝑜𝘨𝑒𝘵ℎ𝘦𝑟, 𝘠𝑎𝘴𝑖. 𝘋𝑜𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝑜𝘰𝑘 𝑎𝘵 '𝑒𝘳 𝘧𝑎𝘤𝑒. 𝘋𝑜𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝑜𝘰𝑘 𝑎𝘵 𝘵ℎ𝘢𝑡 𝑠𝘮𝑢𝘨 𝘭𝑖𝘭' 𝑔𝘳𝑖𝘯. 𝐷𝘰𝑛'𝑡- 𝘢ℎ, 𝘣𝑢𝘨𝑔𝘦𝑟 𝑚𝘦, 𝑠𝘩𝑒 𝑘𝘯𝑜𝘸𝑠..." 😳

ft. @whiteiciclex.bsky.social

How it was then, and how it is now.
Only difference is that she isn't just a pest in my comments anymore.💜

What can I say, got a bit of an appetite!

Zuzu's might also be a lalafell but she isn't new to Lala made dishes

A fine piece of thigh meat, so juicy and flavorful!
Ah yes! the dish on the plate also looks really good! 😁

Why dont the big umas eat the little umas
#umamusme

Mayhaps (¬ ₃¬)

I'm sure Totofu will be fine!
Also, by any chance could she rub this chopped garlic and lemon grass on her?
...For no particular reason

Warning: Prolonged exposure to cooking and spices without protection may cause being delicious.

Pinterest be wild sometimes, I was looking for references of Lalafell and this be popping, ngl not a bad Idea tho'

A true gentleman and a kind demon, not to mention looking sharp <3

Fingers crossed for the best outcome!
I still don't get why, what are they gaining from mass reporting, it's so dumb

Rest well <3

I don't even get why they doing this, just to annoy??? some really need to mind their business if they don't like something.
It sounds stupid I'm saying this but they need to touch grass

🤞

I too wonder... 🤤😚

In the first panel, Totofu and Jossy are working together. Totofu muses, "Sometimes, I wonder how I taste..." to which Jossy replies, "I can help with that!" In the second panel, Totofu is blushing and imagining herself and Jossy smooching under the stars, but Jossy is imagining Totofu cooked and steaming on a platter.

(CW: Cooking!)

"Sometimes, I wonder how I taste..."

Ask me anything about Totofu! I'd love to flesh her out a bit more outside of what I've shown in the cooking comics!

(Though cooking questions are great too 😊)

I will ask a simple one, what pushed Totofu to pursue a career as a chef?

(And the secret question, don't let Totofu hear this one, How did she become such a high quality ingredient herself? 🤔)

Darn! This would have gone heavenly on some Lalas I... I mean uhh...

I may need that recipe for no particular reason 👀

Jossy, a female hyur and the supplier at the Bismarck, is running her hands down Totofu's sides. They're both in chef outfits, and Totofu is sitting on a counter. Jossy: "Gods, you're perfect... I've never seen such an appetizing pear shape. I have half a mind to eat you up right now!" Totofu: "Um, thank you... but aren't you supposed to be teaching me to cook a roast dodo right now?" Jossy: "Right! Oh, I have an idea, if you're game! I've always been a hands-on teacher..."

Jossy eases Totofu back into a roasting pan, ties her feet behind her head, produces a jar of spices, and then begins to rub them over Totofu. Totofu is looking increasingly concerned. Jossy: "Now first, we have to tie you up. I like to tie up live lalafells like this. It's important that it's tight!" Totofu: "You tie up live lalafells...?" Jossy: "Not too often. Next is seasoning! For a dodo roast I'd just use salt, pepper and garlic, but for lalafells... Totofu: "You season lalafells?!"

Totofu spread out, tied, and seasoned. Cutaway in the corner of her mouth being stuffed with an apple. Jossy: "Then we brush you with a nice slathering of herb butter. You're going to come out so well, I just know it!" Totofu: "Jossy, wait-"

Jossy slowly slides Totofu's roasting pan into the oven, but Lyngsath catchs and stops her. Lyngsath whisks her out of the oven, much to Totofu's relief, but then starts describing a far more detailed way he would prepare her, which freaks her out again. Jossy: "There we go! Now we just roast at temperature. A dodo we would cook longer, but for lalafells-" Lyngsath: "JOSSY! What the 'ELLS are you doing, whole-roastin' the new chef?!" Totofu: (Thank the Twelve!!) Lyngsath: "Some of the greatest potential we've ever seen 'ere in all the time I've been a chef, wasted on a bleedin' whole roast... Lyngsath: "Poor thing 'ardly weighs thirty ponze. If you want to make of 'er a meal to remember, you've got to treasure every bit. Lyngsath: "Now, I'd start by-" and the rest of this exceedingly long text box is messily censored.

Totofu is fitting right in at the Culinary Guild! Her new friends and fellow chefs have been showing her their favorite recipes and tricks of the trade. Today's lesson was how to prepare a dodo roast, with the guild's supplier Jossy!

#LalafellNSFW