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Don Sizemore

@donsizemore.bsky.social

sass, silliness, florid cynicism

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Latest posts by donsizemore.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Quiet piggy“

“Ok Rapey”

18.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 434    🔁 101    💬 18    📌 3

uh, hey baby, I live near a Buc-ee's AND a Grandfather's Pizza
abc11.com/post/buc-ees...

19.11.2025 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The administration is terrified because NC went blue two weeks ago and, like all abusers, they can only express fear through intimidation and anger.

18.11.2025 06:35 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse

Trump denies the Epstein allegations

14.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 2726    🔁 543    💬 141    📌 22
Rock Da House (2006 Edit)
YouTube video by Tall Paul - Topic Rock Da House (2006 Edit)

youtu.be/Tj8grDPFtJw

14.11.2025 11:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

indeed, those broad shoulders, that trimmed stubble!

14.11.2025 11:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The University’s new mark is anything but | UNC-Chapel Hill The iconic interlocking NC logo, dating back to the 1800s, represents Carolina’s connection to the Tar Heel State.

UNC's defense of its new logo includes an older one I wish they had used instead www.unc.edu/posts/2025/1...

12.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”

Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?

12.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 21572    🔁 7948    💬 515    📌 426
Trump defends H1-B visas on Fox News, says US doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically | CNN Politics

"“I actually think it’s good to have outside countries,” the president said when asked about enrolling Chinese nationals at American universities." lite.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...

12.11.2025 11:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Chipotle CEO Scott Boatwright on the company’s earnings call: “We’re not losing them to the competition; we’re losing them to grocery and food at home.” — you’re losing them because you sell $18 burritos with no flavor, homey.

31.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

found myself on the phone today with a woman who proudly voted for Trump but is now pissed that the federal government has shut down. she also complained that our state legislature hadn’t yet passed a budget, and I said “they’re too busy gerrymandering.” zero self-awareness.

28.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

always a little taken aback when someone asks for help, then laughs at me. I can absolutely be as stupid as you treat me, and then some.

22.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

any time I hear "Daphnis et Chloe: Suite No. 2" I'm instantly transported to the French pavilion.

21.10.2025 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🧑‍🌾 “What do you say to farmers who feel the $40 BILLION BAILOUT is benefitting Argentina more than them?”

TRUMP: *LASHES OUT AT THE REPORTER*

(“you don’t know anything about it… nothing’s benefitting Argentina 🤔… I happen to like the president…”)

So corrupt.

20.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 2603    🔁 862    💬 346    📌 102

I miss the days when government at least pretended it was for the people.

02.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 159    🔁 29    💬 3    📌 0

my favorite time of each day: I’ve just showered, crawled my old butt in bed, and I don’t have to deal with the world until the baby monitor sounds.

19.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trump’s tariffs are brewing trouble for local coffee roasters | CNN Business

Tromp take coffee lite.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...

19.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Project1933

18.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 232    🔁 45    💬 2    📌 1

I used to Marvel at supremely unhappy people with a mixture of confusion and annoyance. Now that I am watching my mom die in slow motion and powerless to do anything about it, I understand their anger and general impatience with the world.

18.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

well, this is entirely shocking. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

15.10.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
North Carolina GOP announces plans to vote on new House map amid nationwide redistricting battle | CNN Politics

we don’t have a budget but we can gerrymander like nobody’s business
lite.cnn.com/2025/10/13/p...

14.10.2025 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I vaguely remember a time in which anything I've been asked to do wasn't phrased "why don't I have this already?" — but only vaguely.

13.10.2025 11:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Provost The Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost (Provost) is the chief academic officer of the University, reporting directly to the Chancellor. The Provost leads the University in its academic strategy, pl...

UNC-CH seeks provost unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...

02.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
WUNC Chief Engineer The Chief Engineer will oversee all radio transmission of our signal along with our broadcast and recording studios. This includes maintaining our 11 transmitter locations, 4 studio locations and othe...

WUNC seeks Chief Engineer
unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...

01.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Networking Technician The primary purpose of this position is to support the installation, management, and troubleshooting of the data network within the School of Medicine including physical cabling, network electronics, ...

UNC School of Medicine seeks Networking Technician unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...

30.09.2025 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
IT Security Specialist The IT Security Specialist will be responsible for triaging and responding to various IT security incidents to include log analysis, forensic analysis, interviewing, and reporting utilizing industry s...

UNC School of Medicine seeks Security Specialist unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...

30.09.2025 11:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

again its truly astounding how presidential mental fitness was The Most Important Issue but only for Joe Biden

29.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 672    🔁 122    💬 11    📌 3

I am 48 years old, and nothing makes me feel as helpless as car trouble.

30.09.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

once again, crawling through the barren, dystopian landscape of the week to the slightest possibility of momentary refuge in the oasis of the weekend

26.09.2025 22:29 — 👍 152    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0
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Tasu Asian Bistro Craft ramen made with fresh, house-made noodles and authentic flavors.

I used to live a mile from here. sigh. tasuasianbistro.com/menu

25.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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