Rachel 🇨🇦

I hate that there's a day where we all collectively just change our clocks. Like I know time is already fake, but come on man. At least try to make it seem real.

One of the Dodgers is wearing a necklace I own and I bought it from AliExpress for $2.50

At a comedy show and they make a joke about the KKK and the guy behind me leans over to his friend and says “KKK- that’s a racist organization”

DENNIS systeming my job

I sure don't!

WHAT does this ad mean

Carney to Trump: "I'm glad you upgraded me to president"

Trump: "You have Canada. That's so great to have, in fact. The president called and he wanted to know if it's worth -- well he knew exactly what it is. He knew the importance. Where's Canada, by the way? Where are you? He knew the importance of this."

A band with 166 monthly listeners probably going to be my top artist of 2025 on Spotify Wrapped

Going to 4 shows in 3 nights (???)

Taking off my plaid tweed fall coat to reveal a plaid tweed blazer underneath

Reimer back in Toronto is crazy

Guy in Nathan Phillips Square announcing “a nuke just went off in the United States”. Dis true?

RIP kings

I didn’t draw this but I wish I did. Been in my camera roll for a decade

No one else is queerbaiting like them

Worst day of my life

Max was going to come back to Catfish and they CANCELLED IT???? I just fell to my fucking knees

for the first time in history the woke mob has un-cancelled somebody

$27 billion could be saved yearly if staff worked from home btw

a young boy is laying on the floor watching a tv ALT: a young boy is laying on the floor watching a tv

How I look tuning into the season premiere of This Hour Has 22 Minutes

Barefoot on the GO Train is nasty work

a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling .

Adding Kingdom of Zod to the work playlist cause it’s about Rob Ford

Billy Tanlent

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

People watching in Nathan Phillips Square >>>>>>>

Back when I worked in aquatics I would get job offers unprompted constantly. I am now experiencing this once again but at a grown up job

Cop directing traffic at Oasis just told me unprompted he’s “the only white guy working here” ???

President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats