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Rocko's Modern Life - Static Cling - Frame 249

doctor (solemnly): ok i did not have you dying of cancer on my 2026 bingo card...

I keep sleeping away the best “kids at
School” time to get things caught upppp

The Venture Bros was WRONGED. I need closure for Hank.

Sort of. Idk. He worked at Guitar Center.

Stay tuned 🎧

What brand of mortuary cosmetic do you think they use on him? They hit that waterline w a flesh colored liner.

This year might not be all that bad after all.

A handsome cluster of young honey mushrooms with vibrant yellow caps grow from the forest floor

Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!

scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

StudioRonnie has two Purge masks during covid. They found them while I’ve been clearing stuff out/cleaning clutter

Ig. I am trying to get away from it all together. I have a few friends there that after deleting FB, I just have no other way to keep in contact with. I know both are Meta and hate it.

I caught my 6 year old daughter trying to sneak into the bathroom to freak out her brother in his bath by wearing a The Purge mask

Add an auto-drummer track and this is a Peaches song

Those clothes were so uncomfortable

elder millennial (complimentary)

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

I cant find my watch to track my stats but instead of bed rotting with insomnia like I’ve done in recent years, I got I’ve been walking about 3 hours already today.

1hr and 47 min of this guy blowing up his diaper live from 60mg of adderall

well, can a guy on drugs do THIS

interviewer: i haven’t asked any questions

Longhaired dachshund

Like most comedy magicians, I am struggling both financially and personally.

misery loves cum

Anyone this applies to - I’d remove you all if bluesky would let me. Alas, enjoy my flat monotone content while I block and unfollow you, anxiously await you to click us both free from your side free.

Out 👏 him 👏

“Oh my god, really?! I follow them but I had no idea they were like that! Unfollowing now.”

🍿We🍿 did this during covid but we won’t leave the platform that creates, distributes & sells CSAM, now primarily populated by not z’s bc you don’t want to lose your follower count and perf algorithm bestie ✨

Ew

METAPOD IS DEAD
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