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frailty, thy name is pam: chicago, cats, and something uniquely me. i don't roll on shabbos. https://catechism.carrd.co/

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in the pilot episode of svu (1999) they find a dead guy with a banana in his ass, glad to learn that was based in science

10.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

right? i sound like rice krispies

10.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after more than a year working in a kitchen (????), i find myself saying things like "well, that's a pretty good place to get a burn"

10.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s beyond panic time… the LL is getting real antsy & is looking for any excuse to get rid of tenants, so me not having all the rent yet puts Frank & I in danger of losing The Cave

Please, Please HELP!!πŸ™
50/475 rent
0/450 survival
πŸ’•πŸ’ΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
#EmergencyCrowdfund
#HelpFolksLive2026
#TransCrowdfund
#HelpSky

08.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

maybe he has only very specific english

10.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3697    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 10

it is, we're just doing her dinner and dessert tonight

09.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1, bff informed me it's a reheat and not a rewatch, so sorry, but 2, we have adjourned to her place to eat this fucking red sauce for... the kiddo's FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY, we're all going to die so soon

09.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're wondering how it's going, we have restarted at the beginning and opened another bottle of champagne

08.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

sobbing into my mimosa about wolf parade is not really where i expected to be but here i am

08.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bestie is here, the red sauce is simmering, we're on our third mimosa, we each have a cat on our lap, we're starting ep 3 of heated rivalry, i challenge you to come up with a more perfect sunday

08.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

06.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5695    πŸ” 1638    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 162

not enough was made of ANY of the ???? worldbuilding

04.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ten years ago today no one clapped

02.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8089    πŸ” 2157    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 280

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16645    πŸ” 4827    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 73

fair

30.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guys i am so tired of logging in

30.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

loved this one!

30.01.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Pizzagate

29.01.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
an old black & white photo of a very handsome man sitting sideways in the driver's side of a truck. his feet are on the running board, and he's leaning forward with his forearms on his knees. he has boots that go almost to his knees, slightly bloused pants, a rumpled collared shirt, a long-sleeved jacket that is unfortunately not leather, and an indiana jones hat. he's smiling, like he looks good and he knows it

an old black & white photo of a very handsome man sitting sideways in the driver's side of a truck. his feet are on the running board, and he's leaning forward with his forearms on his knees. he has boots that go almost to his knees, slightly bloused pants, a rumpled collared shirt, a long-sleeved jacket that is unfortunately not leather, and an indiana jones hat. he's smiling, like he looks good and he knows it

dispatches from the genealogy rabbit hole: found this photo, 0% of my aunts have any idea who it is, 100% want a copy

27.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

16.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11120    πŸ” 3291    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 81
A large dildo with a suction base stuck to the hood of a police car.

A large dildo with a suction base stuck to the hood of a police car.

Btw, for those looking to peacefully dissent, I present the stellar work of a fine citizen of Edmonton from a few years ago.

27.01.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

right? at this point I can't imagine anything else.

27.01.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two b/w images of Indian Air Force helicopters – top image shows two , bottom image shows one close up. They have been hung with richly decorated textiles, complete with four hollow β€˜legs’, two massive β€˜ears’, a pair of β€˜tusks’, and a massive β€˜trunk’

Two b/w images of Indian Air Force helicopters – top image shows two , bottom image shows one close up. They have been hung with richly decorated textiles, complete with four hollow β€˜legs’, two massive β€˜ears’, a pair of β€˜tusks’, and a massive β€˜trunk’

In anniversary news which I can’t quite verify, it may be 39 years (possibly more) since the Indian Air Force dressed their helicopters up as elephants for Republic Day

26.01.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

my coworkers agree! but the truth is, i don't really have a choice. i could walk! but the bus that would get me here isn't running at 0430.

23.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did you visit me when my porch was encrusted in like a foot of ice? or did i just send photos? i only remember the visual, and your commentary, oh god soon we'll have been friends for TWENTY YEARS

23.01.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(tbf that's the 'feels like' temperature, which is the one that matters. the 'you live in a world without wind" temp is only -22.)

23.01.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i just need ("need") it to get to the place where fahrenheit and celsius are the same, so i too can play the weather game! that's around -40, right now it's a balmy -29c so we're close! and yes, i rode my bike to work.

23.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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replace rfk jr with this guy

19.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13085    πŸ” 2696    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 59

it will be so great when my downstairs neighbor learns another chord

09.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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