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Well...

I also think people would do well to internalise this about the Epstein files. Yes, influential and powerful people affected the discourse on trans people and rape culture.

But what about everyone who agreed with them?

What about those who did their dirty work?

21.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 474    🔁 166    💬 5    📌 1

Isn't this a joke making fun of men like this?
Isn't this satire?
I thought it was but y'all are taking it at face value so now I don't know.
What has the world come to.
Please be satire...
Please

20.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.

20.02.2026 08:37 — 👍 481    🔁 99    💬 7    📌 30
r/cocaine
when you feel a
sudden chest pain after a fat line
378
Todavis The Daaaaay

r/cocaine when you feel a sudden chest pain after a fat line 378 Todavis The Daaaaay

20.02.2026 07:17 — 👍 456    🔁 51    💬 1    📌 1

Labour lost three council seats last night. 1 each to the Greens, Lib dems and Plaid. Reform were 2nd or 3rd in each.
The Greens also won and beat Reform in another local election.
So when they say vote Labour to stop Reform, they couldn't be more wrong. Vote almost anyone but Labour to beat Reform.

20.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 845    🔁 329    💬 23    📌 13
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For LGBTQ Winter Olympians, visibility matters just as much as medals There's a record-breaking number of out LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the 2026 Winter Olympics, including medal winners for Team USA.

"She posted pictures of her and teammate Alysa Liu with their Olympics team skate gold medals on TikTok with the caption: “They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

[GOLD for Alysa!]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

19.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 2568    🔁 517    💬 9    📌 31
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Clarifying and answering some of your questions about #grok doxxing me. Thank you @noelleperdue.bsky.social and @404media.co for reporting this story. Stay safe, my friends, and FUCK GROK 💚

20.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1666    🔁 432    💬 40    📌 35

I love it

19.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Minimal ish blue pastel drawing of a fox

Minimal ish blue pastel drawing of a fox

Blue pastel Fox (descriptive title)

13.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 231    🔁 62    💬 3    📌 4

[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist

19.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 99    🔁 10    💬 8    📌 0

🏳️‍⚧️

19.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU - “But it didn't sound like one of my thoughts. Sounded like a lady.”

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant gives you a long look.

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Sincere worry, officer to officer. He feels you need help and regrets that he doesn't know how to offer it.

19.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 113    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1

Fork on the road, where'd he come from?
Nobody knows, where he'll go

19.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aug 23, 2023
meteorherd
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

everybody, in a chain repeating until this day:
date her mom.

meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath.

the chain begins again: date her mom

Aug 23, 2023 meteorherd this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔 everybody, in a chain repeating until this day: date her mom. meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath. the chain begins again: date her mom

this post will be circulating long after i die

date her mom

17.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 2553    🔁 879    💬 18    📌 8
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people pretend to not be nazis and couch that in dog whistles but i think a reality we have to contend with is that there are so many, many, many incredible ignorant people out there

17.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 5782    🔁 606    💬 226    📌 61

[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable

[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.

17.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 2952    🔁 1068    💬 1    📌 53

The frustrating thing is that gender non-conforming behavior in children is already policed. Hilary Crank being shipped around media outlets as an "expert" telling parents to crack down on their kids showing any 'queer' behavior lest they grow up queer or, gasp, into trannies, is already orthodoxy.

17.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 278    🔁 52    💬 2    📌 0

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 15587    🔁 3574    💬 123    📌 140

I don't think subvert is a Spotify alternative as much as it is a bandcamp alternatively
Or will be
Or can become

16.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

spartans were very strong iirc. they fought without armor and could beat elephants and giants and armored rhinoceroses because of their big muscles. also they definitely weren't doing any gay stuff. i remember reading this all somewhere

16.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 1115    🔁 83    💬 31    📌 0

(Bragging) haha you have no idea how low my standards and principles are

16.02.2026 09:06 — 👍 168    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad

16.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 2339    🔁 189    💬 31    📌 6

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

15.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 2210    🔁 325    💬 45    📌 8

*stomping loudly on the wooden floor boards*

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

16.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao, instead of going the obvious route of taking medical transition into our own hands and finding ways to do it outside the medical system, this just takes a hard fucking turn right back to this shit

16.02.2026 06:48 — 👍 471    🔁 76    💬 6    📌 1

I'm really excited to read it. And scared.
Very scared

15.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just read all the stuff till here in essentially one sitting.
Thank you for writing all of this and I'm feeling horrible.
Punch to the guts.

15.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫂

15.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 14.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 1484    🔁 462    💬 15    📌 27
An illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (half-elf woman with short white hair) on the left, and Ottilie (a human woman with medium brown/orange hair) on the right.

Both characters have their arms up and doing gestures with their fingers, while a red string connects their pinky together.

Asimov is wearing an airy white top with golden accents, and dark beige pants with a black belt. She also has golden circular earrings

Ottilie is wearing a sheer black turtleneck, with a beige long skirt. She has a black hairband and golden square earrings

An illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (half-elf woman with short white hair) on the left, and Ottilie (a human woman with medium brown/orange hair) on the right. Both characters have their arms up and doing gestures with their fingers, while a red string connects their pinky together. Asimov is wearing an airy white top with golden accents, and dark beige pants with a black belt. She also has golden circular earrings Ottilie is wearing a sheer black turtleneck, with a beige long skirt. She has a black hairband and golden square earrings

biiig smiles

14.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 7602    🔁 1545    💬 39    📌 9

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