Dan

Sounds like you're talking to boring people 😅

Third is Dr. Pepper

I am NEVER going to be the one that ends a cuddle

Pretty sure we're in the multiverse where there's no multiverse

This is a good joke, Bec

Nah, Pizza John shirt

Rachel: maybe don't be mean to a politician's kids

This jabroni: SHE'S RIGHT-WING NOW!

Say sike rn.
Please don't tell me I'll still have to hear that dweeb

A loss like this though is pretty much a guarantee he'll be out as party leader and maybe won't even get a nomination in his riding next time

Absolutely giddy.
That loser finally got what was coming to him.

Probably never have to hear his voice again 🥳🥳

Well said; if it's not reliable it's worthless.
Imagine if 1 in every 10 Ubers you get into they drive you to the exact opposite end of town you asked for, would you think the service is worthwhile?

Congrats to @benrussells.bsky.social!

I don't believe you. I'm guessing your cat is there to help almost every time

The fact he stands a good chance of losing his seat makes me so happy. Can't wait to never hear his voice again

Hey @hankgreen.bsky.social @thegooddotstore.bsky.social when are the Awesome Undies gonna be available as a subscription?

I'd love to keep supporting but I've got a ton of socks and can't afford paying regular price for the undies

Weird how he doesn't want to sit down with leftists... Almost like he's worried his leftist cosplay would fall apart immediately

We DO need the NDP.

Unfortunately Singh has dismantled the party of Tommy Douglas & Jack Layton and turned it into another neo-liberal centrist party that has no interest in actually doing what's best for the working class.

They're going nowhere as a party until they move back to the left

That sounds thoughtful and kind, 2 things James has never been

I'd argue there's only one melon (commonly eaten in the West) that's NOT a breakfast melon

Oh man, the fuckin calendar 😂

I think he would tell people that was the case but his ego wouldn't risk that he doesn't get to wake up to his "grateful universe"

I'm sure your family will appreciate this 😅

That is a LETHAL quote 💀

Journalists can have a little threating a dickhead, as a treat

There is no game that I hate more but still play than Connections. Enjoyable when I get it but only like 1% of failures come with an "ohhh, I get it now" instead of "that's dumb, you made a bad puzzle"

Such a radical squadron they're missing 90% of the squadron

Except for the little issue of Lincoln never being on the same continent as a functioning fax system and no samurai being present in either America where Lincoln was or Europe where the fax was during the brief few years when their existences overlapped.

I think it depends if they can see out the window during the drive or not.

If they can I reckon they'd understand that they're moving between locations