Gock of Omens

Straight up bed rotting

I am going to sleep through most of this weekend I can feel it

I’ll dm you

Good news, it got worse so I had to leave work to go to a doctor 🙃

lol jk

Got a written warning about negative pto yesterday so what’s probably a medical emergency is being put on hold until Saturday. I love this hell world we live in.

Don’t call my art content god damn

Hello #portfolioday
My name is Artem, I'm freelance artist from Belarus.🇧🇾

I draw mostly horror and fantasy staff in traditional and digital media. Did a lot of Magic the Gathering related art (not for WotC).

Will be happy to do band merch art, book illustrations! 💀

My links: linktr.ee/deadratart

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I don’t even think that’s the case. They know how many people don’t like the volume of ub releases and they are amping it up. They would much rather get a few new people to buy some packs and maybe go to one event because oh my treasured IP at the cost of leaving more enfranchised players behind

It’s real weird that I’ve been playing this game for a little over two years and I am not the target audience. I’m not sure if I ever was honestly. I can continue to build cubes with the cards I want and enjoy the in universe sets when they do come out but like god damn, the capitalism of it all

Only thing I’m saying on the subject is I’m happy for yall and ignoring every single ub card and discussion I come across from now on

Nobody I’m just venting but like why would you commission someone to do work for you if you’re not gonna read and follow the instructions and pay for the work?

Bank account overdraft the day before payday because only two people paid the deposits for commissions is going to send me into the sun

OKAY YEAH THERES BOOBS BUT MY EYES ARE REAL DAMN PRETTY AAH

The new cube posting to trans women flirting with each other pipeline is a straight line lmfao

Orzhov Signet {2} Artifact {1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}. The form of the sigil is just as important as the sigil itself. If it’s carried on a medallion, its bearer is a master. If it’s tattooed on the body, its bearer is a slave. Watermark: Orzhov Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt (misprinted)

Finished this bisexual lava lamp Orzhov Signet for @commandzoe.bsky.social

God this one was fun to mess around with

Breaking my rule because I felt too goddamn pretty tbh

I feel like I’m somehow to blame for this

NOOOO

NO! >:(

Refreshing my email every 5 minutes until I hear something or the 11th hits will pay off eventually, right?

Wow haven’t logged into this for a minute I sure hope nobody was gay sub posting me on here all last week

Literally too gay to sleep rn

Sleep would be reeeeal cool but I gotta be up in 80 minutes so I guess I’m fucked lmao

Didn’t know you were also bringing it. Good to know good to know

Someone else is taking care of that

Packing the essentials

Guy who is getting raptured but on the way up starts feeling a little bi-curious upon seeing a bunch of naked bodies and pops a woody then plummets to the earth