Ryan Perry

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Normal pod alert. Just a bunch of regular people playing magic totally normally. No one here is thirsty at all, so leave the water at home.

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SAME. I've been wondering what I clicked on to start seeing them

Colorful painted rocks with the words Berkeley County Pride and rainbows surround a flyer for an upcoming Pride in the Park event referenced in the caption.

Pride in the Park: Saturday, September 27 from 4:00pm to 8:00pm at War Memorial Park in Martinsburg, WV. We hope to see you there!

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

Gender is a performance and I might be nervous about being the headliner but I'm still giving front row tickets to your mom

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August 11th, 2025, at 7 pm Mountain time...

🎵 Hey ho, let's go
Gonna build a deck now
What they want, I don't know
They're all revved up and ready to go 🎶

Join me for a Bug Bop, and let's build a typal #PendragonMTG deck!
Help me choose the creature type with a reply to this post!

Alright, y'all. Im gonna be so real right now. I haven't had my meds in 3 weeks. I've applied for countless jobs and got denied state assistance. Please buy these things off me so I can breathe. I can hand deliver them at Commander Sealed if you want.
Rhystic - 100
FoW - 50

party rockin with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite

Looking for a way to speed up your deck building on Moxfield? Just drag and drop them in from @scryfall.com! #MTG

Kevin McLeod, who for 20 years has been the "royalty-free music guy" online, has just launched a new website where other composers will also be offering royalty-free music for anyone to use in their projects: freepd.com

"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”

“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

DIY > AI

I was hypnotized once about a decade ago when I worked at a summer camp. They brought a hypnotist in to do a show and I was one of the participants. It was an oddly relaxing experience

Urban Daggertooth 2GG Creature - Dinosaur Vigilance Enrage - Whenever Urban Daggertooth is dealt damage, proliferate 4/3

Conformer Shuriken 2 Legendary Equipment- Artifact Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If fhat creature has a greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the distance" Equip 2

Next we have:
Mongreen evasion?

Rhizome Lurcher 2BG Creature - Fungus Zombie 2/2 Rhizome Lurcher enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard

The Dominion Bracelet 2 Legendary Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and had "15, Exile The Dominion Bracelet: Mindslaver target opponent. This ability costs X less where X is this creature's power. Activate as a sorcery

I've got 2 for you. 1st is: Mindslaver.dec

Burnout is clinically understood as a combo of 6 factors—work overload, lack of control, insufficient rewards, breakdown in community, absence of fairness, & value conflicts—and only a fraction of it is under your control. Burnout is a systemic problem, so be kind to yourself and hard on the system.

the line all the free market zombies rehearse is about minimum wage jobs being entry-level positions not intended to provide sustaining income & it’s such a transparent clever-boy line. 1 bedroom is entry level lodging. A job should pay for it & you should have 2/3 of your pay left over

I think because it combos with one Avatar card we've seen floating around that reduces spell costs by WUBRG

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Remember, Pride month is extended until morale improves.

*looks around*

It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.

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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

You are not unclean. You are not a vessel for sin. You are not the creation of others. You create yourself.

Sometimes The Work is reminding people that joy and sunshine still exist

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Growing up Fast: A Rydia, Summoner of Mist Commander Deck Tech | EDHREC Wanna try a Reanimator build outside of the usual colors? Then try this green-red Rydia, Summoner of Mist deck, featuring the Summon Sagas.

So incredibly hyped to share my first article with you all. I hope you enjoy it. To everyone who has followed, amplified, supported, guested on a stream, proofread what I wrote, edited my work, or just hung out with me while I worked, I am so grateful.

Living the dream🖤

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its finally happening tomorrow 👀

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