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@chriskalohn.bsky.social

Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto

336 Followers  |  177 Following  |  170 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.1762

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Back when I worked for the Pistons in the early 2000s, I asked a longtime vet if he ever forgot which city he was in when he woke up. Said all the time. His trick was to check the menus in the hotel room.

14.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds of the Brady Hoke years. Heaps of unfixable incompetence.

12.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave Wink in LA

12.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to see us over think it per usual.

11.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BELT. TO. ASS.

11.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana might beat Penn State by 40

11.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The penaissance

11.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seal Team Thicc

08.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t even a fluke loss. Penn State got throughly outplayed from start to finish.

06.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its the happy little Eurostep after shoving that dude into next week that does it for me.

27.09.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every play is an opportunity to block someone

20.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fran Brown ain't no bitch and will in fact come after you.

Fran Brown ain't no bitch and will in fact come after you.

Fran, a man of the people.

20.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dabo prayed for help at the half, and god delivered.
Unfortunately, Dabo did not specify what kind of help.

20.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caleb Williams whole QB philosophy seems to boil down to β€œI’m gonna try some shit”

14.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

13.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FS1, the One for Fun

13.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Negativity Wagon is my daily driver

06.09.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UNC fans leaving the game early like

02.09.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's an insane overturned called vs. LSU

31.08.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t cut my hair in 370 some days but mostly because I just haven’t felt like it.

25.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a non zero chance I’d go to jail if someone did that to me.

24.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
24.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday all

22.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took me 40+ years on this earth and giant Pop Tarts that yearn for death by toaster to finally learn what Cats is about.

20.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah. Make em radioactive popcorn shrimp and I’ll work through those 25lbs over a weekend of football.

19.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are these turtles worth $1600/each? Are they of the ninja genus?

13.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is. This also makes me realize how long ago 2004 actually was, cause in my head I’m like oh they at least won a title not too long ago.

13.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hasn't been great for Detroit the last few decades.

Hasn't been great for Detroit the last few decades.

Could've just stuck with Detroit sports.

13.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On first reading of this, my brain somehow processed this info β€œFlags at Six Flags at half-staff in honor of Hulk Hogan” and that somehow felt appropriate

01.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man the end of episode 9 of Death Stranding 2 is something else.

26.07.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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