Chris Cheshire

Whoever blocked this segment with Kevin Hart next to Shaq needs a raise

But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made

I’m aware this is irony

on the daily this morning they said “the last 12 hours have been really hard for [TikTok users]…” and I’m sorry but I have little sympathy for people who are distraught after not being able to scroll for half a day?

this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)

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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

In this Ohio diner, Campbell still means Glenn. But they do know this: you should never attempt an onside kick with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter

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are there any films that have made as much egregious use of halo backlighting as the lord of the rings? (and I am here for it)

ngl I wouldn’t let Aragorn lead a nation that man definitely didn’t go through concussion protocol after the troll hit in Moria

@electrolemon.bsky.social remember when the monkey got stuck!

Are there any rules against eating a whole roll of Sopressata for dinner

I love Mad Magazine

I take back anything I’ve ever said about Boise State’s field.. being able to see the frozen breath of every player against the blue is electric

This is why I cook enough for five people and eat that for the rest of the week 😅

After recently acquiring cats, I now realize that reheated airline food *really* smells like cat food

didn’t expect to be catching strays while scrolling

Buying a book and actually reading it are two very different hobbies.

Going to check these out!

Looking for recommendations from #booksky for the next read, just finished non-fiction so would love a lesser-known and fun fantasy/sci-fi genre novel to rip through!

just finished Breath by James Nestor.. lots of interesting anecdotes about lost breathing techniques, but my main takeaway is that I *absolutely* lack the discipline required for an extended journey self improvement 🤷‍♂️ #booksky

Four cylindrical hay bales in a green field

Picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

YouTube video by Ahoy Nobody Knows How Many Amigas Commodore Sold

youtu.be/AXCWYKSjHnI?...

True Life: It happened to me:

I had to delete a post about the unreal DNI nominee, Tulsi Gabbard, to address the unreal AG nominee, Matt Gaetz.

The cats are asleep for now.. why do I know when I decide *I* should go to sleep they will decide that it’s time to fight each other??

You had me at sled dogs and biplanes.