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god I feel this so deeply since Brad is the same

I'm gonna be completely insufferable with my new boobs. im never going to stop talking about them

the fact I have to drive to Greensburg for my follow up appt tomorrow then drive home and go back to work is DEPRESSING

its good my boobs are itchy cause it means all the nerve endings are back together and working well. BUT IM SO FUCKING ITCHY AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO ITCH

this recovery is so rough

99% sure the surgeon took some loose skin off my tummy when he took the fat cause I dont have like any loose skin there anymore?! I need to send that man an Xmas card every year

I saw what's under the gauze and I passed out thats so fun

I peaked at my boobs
SO MUCH BRUISING 🤢

I have done nothing but sleep. I wake up for about 20-30 min then I am out for a couple hours

I said in high school one day I would get a fat transfer to my boobs and I did it. stick to your dreams and they'll come true 🤣

anesthesia naps are the best naps

tomorrow is surgery day im soooo excited

I'm not gonna make it on a clear liquid diet tomorrow with no caffeine

went back to lenscrafters this year. my god I forgot what its like to actually be able to see and have the right prescription

I did my eye exam last year at americas best. I had to redo it cause they did not get the prescription right at all. I would've had to pay for another redo so I said fuck it and walked around with the wrong prescription for a year.

and in 7 days ill have new 👻🐝 so I am feeling v hot

I have no butt but my skin looks the best it has EVER, its like I have my 20 yo skin so I will take that trade off

should've just stayed here 🤪

didnt think I was making much progress muscle wise till I compared to pictures I took in November. I look GOOOOOOD

theres a very very old lady doing the stair climber machine backwards and I hope this doesnt end bad

Clara made it all of 5 minutes in the snow. thats my girl

new boobies are paid for! 22 days until my surgery 😍

and im waiting on a dude in a full suit to be done with a machine

this is a joke

I'm an asshole probably but I hate new people to the gym at the beginning of the year
they have 0 gym etiquette and I wanna punch them all

at the dermatologist and the nurse said she thought I was 25 not 35 😎

my kindle shit the bed after 10+ years
terrible timing cause I have no money for a new one 🥲

put together a trampoline. redid our sunroom that was essentially a storage room into half play room half home gym. redid Clara's room so shes out of her crib and in a floor bed. moved around stuff in the laundry room to utilize space. then microneedled my face.
I am exhausted

30 days out from my surgery. its getting real

Keegan just looked at me and said 5 times 4 is 20
bro you're 5, let's take a step back on multiplication

kids are horrible this weekend. being at skyzone for a bday party is not good for my mental health, I'm so overstimulated