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I just saw an ad for protein water
What the actual fuck is protein water

Season 3 of School Spirits is only 4 episodes in and it already fantastic! Wish I could binge it all but alas I wait for the next episode to be released
If you haven’t watched it can’t recommend enough

Blessed to have found the love of my life
Cursed cause they snore every night

Purchased my dream Subaru model today!! 🥳🥳

My fiance told me to go online to barns and noble instead of going there
This man is sucking the joy from my life

Catherine O’Hara died. I will miss her she was a fabulous actress. I loved her in Schitts Creek

I will miss her

Motionless in white dropped a new song today I feel alive again

Almost every night me and my fiance go down to the kitchen at 11pm for our nightly snack it’s one of my favorite things we do together
The other will even go down if they’re not snacking

Bought a keurig hella on sale today! Fucking winning! Saved $100!

maturing is realizing spiders are friends

it’s FUCK ICE everyday

Healthcare in the country is a joke and healthcare in Florida is worse

Don’t move to Florida

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries

an image depicting the three power puff girls, the text says "sugar, spice, & abolish ice" the artist is hex reject

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sorry for being weird, its just that i’m weird

Dude what is life
Scrolling on here as my grandpas back in the hospital and ICE killed another person! FUCK ICE! THOSE AGNETS ARE TERRORIST!

i have big tits and great taste in music

I drank too many margaritas

Hospital cafeterias rob you why is a 12oz Red Bull almost $5 it’s like 3 and the store!

ERs need to invest in better chairs my ass hurts

manic pixie dream girl? more like anxious fairy nightmare ghoul

I’m a terrible mom I went to petco and didn’t buy squeeze treats and my boy is out

Based upon the novel by STEPHEN KING

People: "How's life?"
My life:

Fiancé’s brother let him know there’s a condo available in his development I guess as a just incase and we’re like sir unless you have a downpayment it’s not happening

Living in an HOA is fucking dumb what do you mean you’ll pressure legal action for leaving my trash cans at the curb for longer than a day
I hate it here I gotta move

Having a car is expensive bring back public transit

Once again, I have to reiterate that I think the president is doing a poor job.

An illustration of a comet hitting an ice cube that says "ABOLISH ICE" with "No human is illegal" in the bottom left corner